c SMS Messages19427 messages

Jis ke liye sab kuch luta diya humne,
wo kehte hai unko bhula diya humne,
gaye the hum unke aansu pochne,
ilzam de diya ki unko rula diya
humne.
Bachpan se 2 hi cheeze sabse jyada
mili hai,
Dard aur Dost fark sirf itna hai,
Ki Dard muje hasne nahi deta aur
DOST Mujhe rone nahi dete..!!
Ansu na hote to ankhe itni khubsurt
na hoti,
dard na hota to khushi ki keemat na
hoti,
agar mil jata koi chahne se
to dunia mein upparwale ki jarurt na hoti.
Ankhe kyon hui meri num kabhi
sochna,
kyon hua hum pe itna sitam kabhi
sochna,
pyar to hum dono ne kiya tha,
lekin sirf mujhe he kyon mila itna gum kabhi sochna.

'Kuch larkian ahista ahista deti hain

kuch larkian jaldi de deti hain

or kuch larkiyon ko baith kar denay mein maza aata hay

or kuch to aisi hain k unhen khara ho kar denay mein maza aata hay.
.
.
her kisi ka JHAROO denay ka andaz mukhtalif hota hay ...
.
.
.
.
Ik vari fer teri soch ko 80 topo ki salami'

'Log apne kapro ke style pr kitna paisa barbad kar dete hain,,


Jab k zindgi ke sab se haseen lamhe bina kapro ke guzarty hain,,
.
.
.
.
.
.
Yahan per main Bachpan ki baat kar raha hoon janab.'

'School mein 1 FAIL Student K Papa
class Teacher se:

Madam! Thora Aap Tight Rakho,
Thora Main Zor Lagata hun, Umed hy is Saal Bacha Nikal hi Jayega.'

'February ko Valentine's Day hota Hai!



Aur 14 November ko children Day.

Dono Dates mein 9 Mahinon ka Faraq Hai..

Is liye Jin ko Samajh aa Gai he Wo Forward karein Aur Baki cartoon dekhein.:-)'

'Girl: Wat do u like in me?

Boy: Those two white big balls having black dots on it.

Girl: Whatttt?

Boy:Yes i Like ur eyes.'
Dena
'Girl: Aaj "Rose Day" Hai Na?
.
.
.
.
Boy: chalo Aaj Say Tum Mujhey Rose Dena

Jo Samjha Wo Forward Kary Or Baqi Bachy POGO Dekhain'

'BOy: mn 18 sal ka hOn, aur tum?Girl: mn b 18 ki.Boy: tu chal na.Girl: sharma k, kahan?BOy: vOte dene!SOch badlO mulk badly ga"'

woh haath me leke hilate hai,

jinke paas nahi hai...

woh ungli dalke kam chalate hai



BOLO KYA?



Dirty Mind …… It is ….. TOOTH BRUSH'