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Bhikari: Baboo 10 Rs. ka sawal hai, chaay (Tea) peenee hai.

Aadmee: Lykin chaay tu 05 Rs. ki aati hai.

Bhikari (sharmatay hoay): Woh meri girl friend bhi saath hai.
Ap lovely ho -94%

Ap cute ho -95%

Ap Sweet ho -96%

Ap Beautiful ho -97%

Ap Stylish ho -98%

Ap Attractive ho -99%

or

Main phainknay mein Expert hun 100%.

Kya karOn Adat se hay!
Hello G

G,G
Acha G

Han G

Acha

Acha

Really

Na Oye

Phir

Sachi

Phir

Haan

Kaise

Acha G

Haan

Kia?

Oh Nahi G

Sorry Wrong Number..
Insan ko Bemar kr Deny wali chezo me se 1 cheez
"apno ki judai hy"
So
Plz
Roz 1,2 sms kr dia kro"
Dr. To Patient's Friend:
Agar 1 Ghanta Pehle Le Aate Tou
Hum Isey Bacha Lete. . .
Patient's Friend:
Abay,15 Min Pehle Tou Accident
Hua Hy . .
mera bus chale to aapki yaadein khareed loon


apne jeene ke waaste aapki baatein khareed loon


ker sakein ko her waqt deedaar aapka


sub kuch luuta ker wo aankhain khareed loon
mera bus chale to aapki yaadein khareed loon


apne jeene ke waaste aapki baatein khareed loon


ker sakein ko her waqt deedaar aapka


sub kuch luuta ker wo aankhain khareed loon
Never Blame a Day in Your Life

Good days give Happiness

Bad days give Experience

Worst days give Lesson

AND

Best days give Memeories...
Hijar Tara ab Doob chala Hai Dhalny Lagi Hai Raat WaSi
Qatra Qatra Baras Rahi Hai Ashkon Ki Barsat WaSi

Tere Baad Yeh Dunya Walay Mujh Ko Pagal Kar Dain Ge
Khushbu Ke Dais Main Mujh Ko Le chal Apnay Sath WaSi
...
Yun Hi chup Ki Mohar Laga Kar Kab Tak Gum Sum Betho Ge
Khamoshi Se Dam Ghut’ta Hai cheyro Koi Baat WaSi

Aaj tO Us Ka chehra B Kuch Badla Badla Lagta Hai
Mosam Dadla Dunya Badli Badal Gaye Halaat WaSi

Mere Ghar Khushbu Ka Yeh Raqs Usi Ke Dam Se Hai
Us Ke Sath chali Jaye Gi Phulon Ki Baraat WaSi

chor Wasi Ab Us Ki Yadein Tujh Ko Pagal Kar Dain Gi
To Qatra Hai Wo Darya Hai Dekh Apni Auqaat WaSi….!!!!
Wo Aaine Ko B Hairat Me Daal Deta H
Kisi Kisi Ko Khuda Ye Kamal Deta H
Ajib Shaks Hai Rulata H Muje,
Fir
Ansu Ponchne K Liye Rumaal Deta Hy
MujhE AadaT Nahi HaR aeK pE mAr
MitNe Ki
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~> ayE DostO
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uSmE bAaT hi Kuch Aesi tHi Ke DiLnE SocHnE ki Bhi MoHLaT Na Di.
pyar vo hai jo apna maan sake,,
Bin kahe dilki baat jaan sake,,
chal rahe ho agar tej barish me,,
chehre pe giri bundo me se anshu ko
pahchan sake,!