Definitions :
Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.
LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy
WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever
Sales man : Sir, which shaving cream do u use ?
customer : Ali''s.
S.M : Which after shave do y use ?
c : Ali''s.
S.M : Which tooth paste do u use ?
c : Ali''s ?
S.M : Which shampoo do u use ?
c : Ali''s.
S.M : Sir , what is this Ali''s is it an international company ?
c : No, he is my room mate.
Man ask to GOD- whats love?
God said- Go To the garden & get the most beautiful flower.
Man returned empty handed & told that I founded the most beautiful flower but I kept walking in hope of a better one. And then I realised I ignored the best
one. I went back but could not find it there.
GOD said- This is love. U dont value it when u have it but repent when u lose it.
So never let ur love go!!
