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Ek Larki Dosri Se...!!!
Sab Se Khatarnak Game Kon Sa Ha..?
2nd Girl;
Har Woh Game Jo boys Ke Sath Khela Jaey,
Khass Kar Andhery Main... ;->
Teacher: isko english man translate kro

"Saima ny kpry pehen lye hyn"


boys: "Oh! Shit we are late" :->
Question :-

Koi b function ho ya daily ki routine ho girls aik sath aik room main dress change kr leti hain..

Mgr

boys aik dosre k samne dress kabi change nai krte..

WHY....??


Kia koi is ka answer de sakta hai...??

Forward to get interting ans But reply me first ;->
Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up?

Banta: All False.
Girls Look Beautiful Because boys Have Good Imagination
A Memon Family rcvd a dead body of their Father 4m USA
letter on top writn, I m sendng ABBA''s body it ws his wish 2 b buried here.Under ABBA''s body r 12 cans of Cheese,10pk of Chocolates & 8pk of Badam.ABBA is wearing pair of Rebok Shoes 4 manjorBhai.dere r 2 pair of Shoes 4 Jubaida & Jarina.Abba is wearing 6 T-Shirts Large 1 is 4 Satar Bhai othrs r 4 boys.2 Jeans Abba is wearng r 4 boys.if u want anythin else then cal me coz AMMA is not feelin well..
Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up?

Banta: All False.
Girls Look Beautiful Because boys Have Good Imagination
''A bulky boy went to a mango grove with his friends to steal mangoes, because they were convinced that stolen mangoes taste better. All of a sudden, the watchman came out of blue chasing the boys with a rod. Everybody ran helter skelter except our hero as he could not run carrying his own weight. Result: He was caught.

The watchman asked the boy to take him to his father. The boy was trembling and said "No". The watchman asked him to take him to his house but the boy again refused. Then finally, the watchman asked him to show his father at least from a distance. The boy agreed and showed his father who was plucking mangoes on the next tree.''
''Police has arrested me for killing a boysachi
i didnt kill himi jst askd him..
"will u marry me?
"and and and&&&&&& wo khushi se he mar gaya. ;-)''
''4 things boys dO in exam hal:

1.counting nO Of gals 2.flirting w/ lady invigilator
3.reading d brand name Of pen
4.thinkings 2stdy 4next exam-:-D..
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....
Girls Psychology - Fraud with Innocent boys; Fun with Handsome boys; Friendship with Charming boys; Contacts with Intelligent boys; Flirt with Freaky boys; Love with Faithful boys & in the end Marriage with the Rich Boy
Girls Psychology!!!!

Fraud with Innocent boys,

Fun with Handsome boys,

Friendship With Charming boys,

Contact With Intelligent boys,

Flirt with freaky boys,

Love with faithful boys,

and In the end marriage with Rich boy

Moral: Chandarmukhi ho aya paaro , Sab ek jaisi hain Yaaro