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wife was about to

wife was about to give birth to a baby.

husband: If it looks like u, it would be great.

wife: If it looks like u, it would be a miracle.

Sardar was traveling in train

Sardar was traveling in train

A woman sat on his son''s berth & didn''t get up

Sardar complained to the Railway Officer

THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING birth TO MY CHILD.

Sardar Gifted A Card To His Father On His BirthDay With Quote On It

Sardar Gifted A Card To His Father On His birthDay With Quote On It
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"Phool To Bohat Hain Par Gulaab Jaisa Koi Nahi

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Mere Baap to Bohat Hain Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahi "...:)

Jivan mein Paisa, Pyar, Dost,Birthday,

Jivan mein Paisa, Pyar, Dost,birthday,

sab kuch aata hai jata hai.

Par tode gaye daant phir nahi aate.

Samajdar ho; Umeed hai,MSG bhejte rahoge.

Ek Faqeer Ne

Ek Faqeer Ne Doosre Faqeer Se Poocha: Tum Ne Wo Bridge Wali Jaga Q Chorh Di Wahan Tou Khoob Kamai Hoti Thi
Pehla Faqeer: Mene Wo Jaga Apne Chote Bete Ko birthday Pe Gift Ker Di . . . ;->

Who Is Diplomate ? ? ?

Who Is Diplomate ? ? ?

A Diplomate Is 1 Who Forget To Wish His Wife On Her birthday

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Later Telss ''''How U Expect Me 2 Remember Ur B''day When U Never Look Older'''' ;->

What will you

What will you call a person jiske birth certificate se date of birth gayab ho jaaye ??

Umar Gul

( SHORTEST JOKE )

( SHORTEST JOKE )

Fan 2 FIlmstar Meera: " HAPPY birthDAY "

Meera : " SAME TO YOU "

Aaj Mere Mobile

Aaj
Mere
Mobile
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birthday
Hai.
Aap
Chahe
To
Gift
Samajkar
Isme
101 Rs.
Ka
Balance
Dalwa
Sakte
Ho...

Boy To His Friend:

Boy To His Friend:
Yaar Main Apni Girl Friend Ko birthday Kya Gift Doon?
Friend:
Kaisi Dikhti Hai?
Boy:
Bohat Khubsurat

Friend:
Aisa Karoo Oss Ko Mera Mobile Number Dey Doo...

A Friend Gives A Barrel Full

A Friend Gives A Barrel Full Of FEVICOL To His Friend On His birthday.
What Does This Friend Who Receive The Gift Sing ???
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Dushman Na Kare Dost Ne Woh Kaam Kiya Hai
Umra Bhar Ka GUM Humai''n Inaam Diya Hai ... ;->

A Lawyer Sent An

A Lawyer Sent An Overdue Bill 2 A Client

With A Note Tht Read:Dis Bill Is 1 Yr Old

By Return Mail The Lawyer Had His

Bill Back W/A Note Tht Read:Happy birthday!

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