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People thinks

People thinks
war is a Competition
Between
Weapons, People,
Forces or Nation,
But its a Battle of
PRAYERS before ALLAH
between Our Mothers
and
Thier Mothers.
The Question is,
Whose SON will come
back with
Flag in his Hands
and whose SON come
back with
FLAG Cover his Body.

I was told at my birth that
I dont Belong to my Parents..
My Destiny, My Dreams
Belong Only
to
PAKISTAN.
"Lets Unite in the WAR AGAINST INDIA"
"PAKISTAN ZINDABAD"

Your birthcertificat

Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from the condom
factory.

I love the way that

I love the way that you look without your make up
I had a girl before we met but we broke up
Theres something ''bout you that makes me want to step up
Step up and be with u If that''s ok with you
I''m gonna make you feel like you are heaven on earth
I''m gonna thank your mother just for giving you birth
I''m gonna wanna hold you in my arms when you cry
If that''s ok with you If that''s ok with you

From mon

From mon....2 sunday,
Jan.......2

dec....
birth.....2

death

My feelings about u will never change.......

2 me u were n will be a SWEETHEART

A MAN''s Sad Story

A MAN''s Sad Story:

Yesterday was my birthday

My Wife Didnt wish me nor did my kids

I went to Work & my friends Didnt,

I went to my cabin

My Secretary said:
Happy birthday Boss

I felt Special

Than I was invited to Her Flat

She said:
Do U mind if I go into the Bedroom for a Minute?

I said:
OK

She came out a Few minutes later with a large cake,

Followed by My Wife, Kids & All my Friends,

& I was Waiting for her

Sitting on the couch
.
.

NAKED

Merry Christma

Merry Christmas,
Enjoy New Year,
Happy Easter,
Good luck on Valentines,
Spooky Halloween & Happy birthday
Now bug off and don"t annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!

Kaun Se Shakhs Ka Birthadyq

1) Kaun Se Shakhs Ka birthady Her Saal Nahi Atta?

2) Dhoop Mein Kya Khushk Nahi Ho Sakta?

3) Kaun Sa Phal Meetha Honay K Bawajood Frookht Nahi Hota?

4)Kaun Si Cheez Hai Jiss Ka Naam Lo Toot Jati Hai?

5) Woh Kya Cheez Hai Jo Baghair Paoon Ke Bhagta Hai Or Lout Kar Nahi Atta?

Its Challange To All
Reply On My Number If You Can....

Maths Magic

Maths Magic
Multiply ur date of birth with 2
add 840 in answer.
now divide by 2
subtract ur date of birth from answer.
and answer represent ur personality.
Try it. It is True

FRIEND BOOK

FRIEND BOOK:
birthEDAY:
PET NAME:
FAV.Colour:
Fav.Song.
Best Freind:
Best Love:
Aim
U Fear
U Love
Reply Must Plz

Lets see ho much you

Lets see ho much you Know about my Self..!!

Q # 1) My birthday?
Q # 2) What word i say most?
Q # 3) I Love?
Q # 4) My Bad Habits?
Q # 5) My Quality that attracts you?
Q # 6) Best Part of my Face?
Q # 7) My Best Friends?

Reply me..

Friendship Diary

Friendship Diary:

1- Name _______,

2- Nick Name ______,

3- Date of birth _______,

4- Education _______,

5- Koi achi Aadat _______,

6- Koi buri Aadat _______,

7- Pasandeda Rishta _______,

8- Pasandeda Colour _______,

9- Pasandeda Dish ________,

10- Mujh se Dosti ki waja ________,

11- Lover Name ________,

12- Best Friend Name _______.
Reply with Truth. Plz reply i am waiting.......,

Agar Aapki Wife

Q: Agar Aapki Wife / Husband So Gaye Hain Aur Aapki birthday Hai To Aap Us Pe Kya Karengy?

1. Naraz Ho Kar Beth Jaogay?

2. Muaf Kardo Gy?

3. Us Se Koi Gift Mango Gy?

4. Usko Kiss Karne Ko Kahogy?

5. Ya Bus Chup Ho Kar Beth Jaogy?

Reply Me.

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