bike SMS Messages39 messages

Education Is Incomplete Without 5 B''s
B - bikes.

B - Beers.

B - Babes.

B - Bunks And The Most Important.

B - Backlogs.
Baap:Beta College Mein Tune Kaun Se 2 Mushkil Kam Sikhe?
Beta:
1Danto Se Beer Ki Botle Kholna.
2 Tez bike Me Bhi 1 Tili Se Cigret Jalana
I May Walk Slowly..

But...I Never Walk Backwards...

-Abraham Lincoln










I Don''t Need To Walk..Bcoz...

I Have bike..

HumAyuN
Ho Gaii Teri Shakal Kaali





Ho Chuki Aliya Ki
Bahaali






O Mardood Zardari






Ab Tou Khol De bike Ki
Double Sawari
"bike Rider To Sarjant
Sir Mere Documents Complete To Hain.

"Phir Chalan Kaisa

Sarjant.

Double Sawari Khul Gayi Hai,
Aur Tum Single Ja Rahe Ho. ..
Aata Hy Yaad Humain Double Sawari Ka Zamana,
Wo Apni bike Ko Chamkana,
Wo Kaminapan Krna,
Wo Coaching K Samne Villi Lagana,
Wo Bachiyan Phansana,
Wo Hasna Hasana,
Wo C-View Jana,
Wo Baot Basin Per Raja Sahab Ka Pan Khana Aur Sutte Lagana,
Wo Logo Ki Hatana,
Wo Tulley Ko Cherh Kar bike Bhagana
Burns Road Jana,
Wo Roll Point K Roll Khana,
Wo Paise Urana,
Na Wo Din Hain
Na Ratain,
Agar Kuch Hy To Bus Yaadein He Yaadein... ;->
1 Aadmi bike pe ja raha tha.
Usne rastey me kharey huey Pathan se pucha: Sir, Aapko Lift chahiye kya?

Pathan:
Nahi humara Ghar tou Ground floor pe hy.. ;)
I travel on bike because i dont have the thing causing motion due to circular motion of rubber shafted along the rod able to track direction over the movement of pistons due to the action of carbon n hydrogen producing flames in a chamber end resulting in the irreversable reaction of energy and gas and causing the friction of rubber along the concrete pebbles.

Aasan Lafzo Mein..
I Don''t Have A
Car... =P ;->
Height of shame :


A girl with her face covered on a bus stop

A man on a bike stops and says: chalti hai kya ??

Girl replies
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Papa mein hoon.

I May Walk Slowly..

But...I Never Walk Backwards...

-Abraham Lincoln










I Don''t Need To Walk..Bcoz...

I Have bike..

HumAyuN



Ho Gaii Teri Shakal Kaali





Ho Chuki Aliya Ki
Bahaali






O Mardood Zardari






Ab Tou Khol De bike Ki
Double Sawari

"bike Rider To Sarjant
Sir Mere Documents Complete To Hain.

"Phir Chalan Kaisa

Sarjant.

Double Sawari Khul Gayi Hai,
Aur Tum Single Ja Rahe Ho. ..