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Is Rah-e-MOHABBAT Ki Tum Baat Na Poocho

Kis Tarha Guzarte Hyn Din Raat Na Poocho

Anmol Jo Insan Hyn, Bemol bikey Hyn

Dunia K Is BAZAR Ki Tum Auqaat Na Poocho
anmol thay,yousuf ki tarah ghar say chaley thay


hum shehar k bazar mein bedaam bikey hein


jis daur ki taqdees ka purchar hai TABISH

us daur mein har gaam pe gulfam bikey hein
Jab tak bikey na thay Hum, koi poochta na tha





Toou ne Khareed ke Humein Anmol kar diya


Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.

Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.:P
Why Don''t ELEPHANTS Ride bikes..?

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They Don''t Have a Thumb To Ring The Bell..
Night was dark, moon was high, boy stopd his bike, girl asked him y, he came clos 2her, she felt shy.
he went near her & told her 2 words..

PETROL KHATAM.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike.

Then I realised that The Lord doesn''t work that way,

so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
Night Was Dark

Moon Was High

Boy Stopped His bike

Girl Asked Why ? ? ?

Boy Came Close

She Felt Shy


He Told In Her Ear










DHAKKA MAAR

PEtrol KhattamHo Gya Dear . . . ;->
An Interesting Line Written At The Back Of A biker '' S T Shirt:

"If You Are Able To See This,

Please Tell Me That My Girlfriend Has Fallen Off"
Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi...?

Beti- B.B.A Karungi!!

Papa- What Is Bba.

Beti- Boyfriend Ki bike Par Aish
Salmaan Khan- Aaj Mere Baap K Pas 14 Cars Hai

18 bikes Hai,

4 Bunglow Hai,

3 Farmhouse Hai,

Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?

Abhishek Bachan Mere Paas Teri Lover Hai
Adnan Sami Sahab Ek Din bike Lekar

Petrol Pump Per Gaye Aur Kaha: Ek Litre Petrol Daal Do

Petrol Pump Wale Ne Pehle bike Ko Dekha

Aur Phir Is K Pait Ko Dekh Kar Kehne Laga

Kon Si Tanki Mein Daalun