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Pyarey bhaiyya!!



27 August ko Hamara VaLima hai,
Zaroor ana..
Mere MoBiLe mein BaLance nahi hai..

Is Liye "UN" k MobiLe se MSG kr Rahi hoon.


Aap ki Behen
KATRINA KAIF
Ankhon mein shrrafat.


chal mein nazaakat.


dil mein sachai.


phir kyon na bole ap o her lerki



MERA bhai,MERA bhai.
Clas Mein Teachr Bachhun Ko Smgha Rhi Thien K ,

Kaise Asman Se Frishtey Aatey Hein Ar Ap Ko Chotey Chotey Behn bhai Gift Krte Hein.

Clas Mein Bethey Huay Aik Bachey Ne Apne Dost Ki Trf Dekha Ar Bola

"Kia Khayal Hai Madam

Ko Asal Bat Bta Na Di Jaey"...
ONCE there was a CROW,
Punjab vich baitha c oh,
ohne peg lai c do,
O TALLI gya c ho,
CHIDI rahi c RO,
CROW ne chedi c oh,
CHIDI de bap ne kuteya CROW,
crow sarminda gya c ho,
Hun CHIDI nu bhaiN G kehnda oh,
MORAL-KISI D DHEE bhaiN NA CHHEROO.....
INTERESTING STORY:-

OH GAL KARDI MUSKURAI,
ASI SAMJEYA KUDI LINE TE AAYI,
FIR USNE SAADE NUMBER DI MANG PAYI,
ASI V APNI SAARI YAARI USTE LUTAYI,
FIR USNE APNI BEBE SAADE NAL MILAYI,
ASI PURE MOHALLE CH WANDI MITHAYI,
FIR PATA NAHI SADE DIL WICH KI AAYI,
ASI NAAL LE GAYE APNEbhai,
PATA NAHI VEER NE KI KAHANI PAYI,
YAARO AJ OH KUDI HAI SAADI PARJAI..
MORAL OF STORY : APNI GIRLFRIEND NU APNE bhai YA KISE V DOST NAAL NA MILAO...
Tumahre bhai ki Bhabhi Ki
Saas K bhai Ki Biwi Kii Saas
K Pati K Jamai K Pote Ki Maa
Kis Saas Ki Nand Ka bhai Aap Ka Kaun Hua.....???
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The Answer Is " Father "
Chor Ki Biwi Ka bhai Apka Mamoo Lagta Hai To Chor Se Apka Kaya Rishta Hua ??
What''s The Correct answer . . . ? ? ?
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The Answer Is " Father "

How ?? :

ChoR Ki BiWi = Ur MoM
MoM Ka bhai = MaMmOo
AuR ChOr = FaThEr
Dimag H To Jawab Dena
Tumhare bhai Ki Bhabhi Ki
Saas Ke bhai Ki Biwi Ki Saas
Ke Pati Ke Jamai Ke Pote Ki
Maa Ki Nanand Ka bhai Apka
Kaun…
1.ek dusrey k lye baney hain
2.nice couple
3.bus theek hi hai
4.wah!kya jodi hai
5.Behen bhai lagtey hain
6.bht paindu couple hai
7.bhoot aur bhootni ki jodi hai.
Agar Aap Bus, Train, Plane Ya Kahin Se Bhi Aa Ya Jaa
Rahe Ho Aur Kisi Mahila Ke Haath Mai Phool, Dhaga,
Chain Ya Chamakti Hui Koi Bhi Vastu Dekhen.
To Turant Wahan Se Hat Jayen.
Yeh Vastu Rakhi Ho Sakti Hai.
Aapki Zara Si Laparwahi Apko bhai Bana Sakti Hai…
Janhit Mai Jaari!!!
Sky Is Blue, Feel This Hue,

My Love Is For You bhaiya…Always True.

Loads Of Good Wishes For Raksha Bandhan
Agar Aapko Koi V Anjan PARCEL Mile To Kripiya Use Na Khole

Usme
BOMB
Ya



RAKHI
Ho Sakti He

Apki Jarasi Laprvahi Apko bhai Bana Sakti He