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A NEPALI Couple Named Der 1st Baby bhai Chung Butiya.
2nd Baby Behen Chung Bhutiya.
3rd A Negro Was Born Dey Named Him.



" Ye Kaun Kaliya"
Circuit: bhai Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyun Kehte Hai?


bhai: Kyunki Jail Mein Khaane

Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai
Ek Aadmi Ne Samosey Wale Se Kaha : O bhai
Tumhare Samose Main Se Larki Ka Baal Nikla Hy !

Samosey Wala : Aby Tou Kia 5 Rs K Samosey Main
Puri Larki Nikle Gi ... ;->
Agr Jamez Bond Mera Bara bhai Hota To Kya Hota?

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Ankh Khulti Or Subah Hoti Mamoo. . . .;->
Circuit:bhai,Ye English Mein

Kaise Bolne Ka:Chal Hat Hawa Aane De?

Munna bhai:Simple Yaar...

He U Move Sideways,Let The Airforce Come In
A Girl Speaks To A Boy


GIRL : O bhaiJAAN

Please.....

BOY: Kutti Kamini Confuse Kyon Karti Hai..

Ya To bhai Bol Ya JAAN Bol..
shaitan ko kar rahey hein khush,




Dono bhai mush and bush
Teacher : Studnt Ko Doodh K Faiday Batate Hoe Bolaa..

6 Cheezon K Nam Batao Jin Me Doodh Hota Hai

Studnt : Kheer, Custrd Aur 4 bhains
AaJ sE 10 sAaL bAAd LarkIyaN LArkE ko dekH kAr: kya mAst bAchA Hy yAr MuJhE Is bAchEy kA nUmBeR cHaHiYe

LArkA sHarMatE HuwE: aPp k gHar bAAp bhai nAhI HaI kYa?

1 Aadmi Doosre Aadmi Se :

"bhai Ye Khushi Kia Hoti Hy ???"


Doosra Aadmi:


"Pata Nahi bhai Meri Tou Jawani Main Hi shaadi Ho Gayi Thi ..."
Sms Kartay Ho To Hatim Tai Lagtay Ho,
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Sms Krtay Ho To Hatim Tai Lagtay Ho,
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Nahi Krtay To"Mukhtaraan Mai" K bhai Lagtay Ho!!!
Agar Kabhi Pant Phat Jae To Kya Awaz Aati Hai?




Chhirrr
No!



Charrr...
No




Chirrzzz...
Nahi bhai


Logo Ki Awaz Aati Hai,

"Shame Shame...;-))