ONCE there was a

ONCE there was a
ONCE there was a CROW,
Punjab vich baitha c oh,
ohne peg lai c do,
O TALLI gya c ho,
CHIDI rahi c RO,
CROW ne chedi c oh,
CHIDI de bap ne kuteya CROW,
crow sarminda gya c ho,
Hun CHIDI nu BHAIN G kehnda oh,
MORAL-KISI D DHEE BHAIN NA CHHEROO.....
  

Jun, 11 2010     255 chars (2 sms)     1942 views       Punjabi

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Padna-likhna chad pare,
Nakal te rakh aas,
chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,
Rabb karuga paas!
Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!
bakri chari pahar tey,
bakri chari pahar tey,
dujhey pasun dhalay uter gai.
Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde
vekhan waale bada pasand karde
sade naal kare oh pyar hass ke
eho jiha Rabba koi parband kar de
sanu vi sohna bana Rabba
nahi taan sohne banaane band kar de!!
Santa- Miss call kisnu kehnde ne....?

Banta-Tu vi shudaayi aa,

Munda call kare tan MR. CALL

Je Kudi call kare tan MISS CALL
tenu dekh k suraj chadda,
khilde eh chan-taare,
tenu dekh k phool hasde,
gaunde eh panchi saare.
menu ta eh tere kama di shuruat lagdi hai,
eh bin badal barsaat bhi menu teri karamaat lagdi hai.
Mithe..Mithe..Onde Ne Hawa De Bulle Ni...
Meriyaan Palka De Buhe Vi Khulle Ni...
Pab Sambh-Sambh Rakhi Kite Pij Na Jawan...
Than- Than Te Mere Hanju Ne Dulle Ni
Dil vich teri yaad sajjna,
Akhhan vish tera khwab sajjna,
Tenu yaad kare bina neend vi nahi aandi,
Saadi akkh tere khwab di mohtaj sajjna
Kamla Dhola Ajeeb Thi Gay

Wal Vi Dil De Karib Thi Gay

Meikko Jo sms vini Karainde

Paisay Muk Gay ya Ghareeb Thi Ga
koi rakshay ruk jandey
koi rakshay ruk jandey

sajan wee chad jandey jadoon paiasay muk jandey
Khamoshi naal na maar mainu
Eh taan dass mera kasoor ki hai
Ya taan katal kar de yaa gal kar lai
Dass dohaan vichon manzoor ki hai??
Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai,
par saale nashe patte ne mittran
di sehat down jehi karti.