kudiya ta lakhan ne par dil tere te aaya hoya,
chad mein duiya da pyar, sohniye pyar tera kamaya hoya hai,
hun ta tere darshan karan nu jee karda tere uth k tadke ni,
pind chad chandigarh le laye dakhle ik tere karke ni.
Kash Rabb ne mainu Kitaab banaya hunda,
Jisnu Padan layi Rajni tainu banaya hunda,
Jad kitaab pad de pad de Tu so jaandi,
Isi bahane Tu sannu galle te lagaundi..
Tera mera jor v ki May ek gharib da putar, Tu ik afsar di tee. Tera mera jor v ki May te kokay pe sigrat ponka, Tusi KFC wich chanwa pee, Tera mera jor v ki May ek shirt no do do panwa, Tera sout ye panji tee, Tera mera jor v k
GIRL
Khuch te Pardy dary rakh .. Pawain piyar Bazary rakh
Telephone te tu karna nahe. Miss call e mary rakh
BOY..
Main kamry wich wariya ... Mairy Mathy wich wajjy Kand
Tainu telephone main ke karna . tare SIM e band
Kade Yaad Na Kita Uhne Sanu,
Assi Hi Apni Yaad Dawayi Gaye,
Kinj Kara Aitbaar Zindgi Da,
Jad Apne Hi Sanu Bhulayi Gaye,
Sade Nal Hoyi Bekadri Par,
Asssi Apna FARZ Nibhayi Gaye….!!!!!!!
ONCE there was a CROW,
Punjab vich baitha c oh,
ohne peg lai c do,
O TALLI gya c ho,
CHIDI rahi c RO,
CROW ne chedi c oh,
CHIDI de bap ne kuteya CROW,
crow sarminda gya c ho,
Hun CHIDI nu BHAIN G kehnda oh,
MORAL-KISI D DHEE BHAIN NA CHHEROO.....
Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai,
par saale nashe patte ne mittran
di sehat down jehi karti.
