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Jaanwar Kitne Saal K Ho to Us Ki Qurbani Jaiz Ho Gi?

>Ount (camel) 5 Saal K,
>Gaaye (cow) 2 Saal Ki,
>Bakra ya Bakri 1 Saal Ki
>Dunba ya bhair K 6 Mahinea K Bacha Agar itna Bara Ho K Door Se Dikhne ME 1 Saal K Lage To Us Ki Qurbani Jaiz He.

(Durrea Mukhtar, Baharea Shari''at J/15, P/86)
EXam’s song by Munna bhai:

“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.
Hath mein cigret mun me pan hai.
Mashoor ye shetan hai.
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Parhna isay ata nhi,
Class me kabi jata nai,
Canteen iski jan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Jalso me sab se agay hai,
Naaro me sab se agay hai,
Imtehan me naqal iski aan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Larkio k pichay para hai,
Jo larki ghusa ho jaye zara,
Tab yeh uska banta bhai jan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai
Lafz app do
Geet ham banaien ge
Rastaa app do
Manzil ham painge
Bandhan aap do
Rishta ham bandhe ge
Phool aap do
Lari ham banaige
Kushi aap do
Hansi ham denge
Sache dost aap bano
Dosti hum nebhainge.
7 Saal Pehlay Meri Girl Friend K Saray bhai Kam Per Jatay Thay , Aj Saale Ghar Me Bethay Hain Aur Date Marna Mission Impossible Ho Gya Ha ..

JEENAY Do MUSHARAF
7 Sal Pehle Meri Girl Frnd K Sare bhai Ghar Main Rehte Thai

Aur Us K Sath Date Marna Muskil Hota Tha
Ab Sab bhai Atta K Liye Line Main Kahrey Rehtey Hain

Ab Maze Hi Maze ....

Geo Musharaf
bhaiyon Holi ke rango mein khoob rangna aur masti karna.
I hope this Holi brings lot of colors in each and everybody’s life.
I wish I was in India to celebrate Holi with my loved ones.
I miss the grand celebration.
Khutba-e-Zainab Sai Larzan Thai Zameen-o-Aasmaan,

Rakh Diya Takhta Palat Kar Jis Nai Mulk-e-Shaam Ka...

bhai Khaak-o-Khoon Main Ghaltan Aur Zindaan Mai Behan....

Tashat Main bhai Ka Sar, Zainab Bahr-e-Darbar Main ,

Koie Bhi Insaan Nahi Tha Lashkar-e-Kuffar Main
Zakhmoun se choor choor hai Zahra(as)ka ladla
roko zaraa ye teer to sajda karein ada
kese jawaan betay ki wo laash uthaye
tooti hui kamar hai k Abbas(as)chal basa
bhai ki laash pe jo behen ro k gir parri
mein ja rahi hu shaam mujhe keh do alvidaa
ummet ne khoob AJR-E-RISALAT diya humein
tu be-kafan HUSSAIN(as),mein ZAINAB(as) be-rida choor hai Zahra(as)ka ladla
roko zaraa ye teer to sajda karein ada
kese jawaan betay ki wo laash uthaye
tooti hui kamar hai k Abbas(as)chal basa
bhai ki laash pe jo behen ro k gir parri
mein ja rahi hu shaam mujhe keh do alvidaa
ummet ne khoob AJR-E-RISALAT diya humein
tu be-kafan HUSSAIN(as),mein ZAINAB(as) be-rida
Jis shakhs ke bhaijay main likha NAAD-E-ALI(a.s) hai
oos shakhs ki FIRDOOS talak call free hai
Be HUB-E-ALI(a.s) call jo ALLAH se milay gi
Awaaz yehi aye gi Network busy hai
Take a stand against evil,
corruption & terrorism 4 we belong to India,
a nation of pride & we will thus say-
"HINDU, MUSLIM, SIKH, ISAI, SAB HAI bhai bhai."
god bless
hai ram
jai hind!!!
Soowar ke bachhe!

Ullo ke patthe!

Kutte ke pille !

Gadhe ki aulaad !

bhains ke bachhde,

Bakri ke memne,

Sab kitne chote-chote,
Piare-piare hote haina.