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Kuch khawab hain jin ko likhna hai
Tabeer ki surat deni hai
Kuch loog hain ujaare dil waale
Jinhain apni mohabbat deni hai
Kuch phool hain jinko chunana hai
Aur haar ki surat deni hai
Kuch apni neend baqi hai
Jisse bantana hai kuch loogon mai
Unko bhi to rahaat deni hai
Aae umer-e-rawan!
Ahista chal
Abhi khasa karz chukana hai.
shishA Dil to jur nA Paey Ga

kis lhay kaanch ab youn Chunte Ho

koi tabeer he nhi inki

Bewaja ..ali khwab bunte ho
Dua Badal Deti Hai Taqdeer Usey Kehna
WO Dil mein Basa LAin Meri Tasveer Usey Kehna
Wo Mere Saath Chalne Ka Khuwab To Dekhe
Mil Hee Jaye Gee Koi Tabeer Usey Kehna
Qarz!!
Kuch Khawaab Hen!

Jin Ko Rakhna Hai,

Taabeer Ki Soorat Deny Hai.

Kuch Logh Heyn!

Ujhray Dil Waalay,

Jinhen Muhabbat Deni Hai.

Kuch Neendain Abhi Baaqi Heyn,

Jinhen Baantana Hai Kuch Logon May,

Ae Umar-E-Rawaan Aahista Chal

Ahista Chal!!

Abhi Khaasa Qarz Chukaana Hai...!!!
Keun Tum Achy Lagty Ho?
Waqt Mila To,
Sochain Ge !

Tuj Main Asa Kia Dekha Ha . .
Waqt Mila To,
Sochain Ge !

Sara Shehar
Shanasai Ka
Daw''e''dar To Ha Lekin !

Kon Humara Apna Ha?
Waqt Mila To,
Sochain Ge !

Hum Ne Osko Likha Tha.
Kuch Milny Ke Tadbeer Kro !

Osne Likh Kr Bheja Ha,
Waqt Mila To,
Sochen Ge !

Mosam,
Khusbu,
Baad''e''saba.
Chand,
Shafaq,
Or Taaron Main!

Kon Tumhary Jesa
Ha.
Waqt Mila To,
Sochen Ge !
jo khushi tumhary qareeb ho
wo sada tumhay naseeb ho
tujhay wo khalos milay kay jo
teri zindagi par moheet ho
jo mayaar tujko pasand ho
jo tumhary dik ki umang ho
teri zindagi jo talab kary
taray hamsafer ka wo rung ho
jo kheyal dil main aseer ho a
ur dua main b taseer ho
hath uthaty he khuda karay teray
samny he tabeer ho
tujhy wo jahan milay jidher
ghamon ka guzer na ho j
idher roshni ho khalos ho
aur nafraton ki khaber na ho
ujhe khawabon me mujhse aksar log cheen lete hain mohsin.

suna ha khwabon ki tabeer ulti huea krti hay..
Aaj Itne barsoN ke baad
Jaise kaii sadioN ke baad
Us ne kaha suno
Ab se tum azaad ho
Qafas khulte hi
Par tolte panchi
Ma uRooN kis tarah magar
Us ne Noch dale the mere par
Dabi huii hasrateiN
Na''tamam khwahisheiN
Poori karooN kis tarah magar
Na ab waqt hai na nazar
Dil ke goshoN ma nihaaN
KhwaaboN ki reshmi doriaN
Sapna bunooN kis tarah magar
Sulajhti nahi doriaN ulajh kar
Rasta chalna bhool kar
Ab jaooN ma kis dagar
Ulti ho gaye sab tadbeereiN
Phir pahen li ab zanjeereiN
''Aaj deedar,

kal yaar,

parson pyaar,

phir iqraar,

aur phir intezaar,

phir takraar,

phir daraar,

saari mehnat bekaar,

aur aakhir mein

Ek aur devdas at beer bar!''
A man loses everything bcoz of drinking; He sees empty beer botles & smashes d 1st one swearing
"u r d reason i dont have a wife",



Smashes 2nd one saying "u r d reason i dont have a job."



Picks up 3rd bottle & notices its sealed & full of beer, he says

"STAND ASIDE, I KNOW U R NOT INVOLVED!!"
I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!
Listen how ppl r now a dayz. i was sittin in a mandir,da pujari was abt 2 show da aarthi n d guy near me lit a cigarrette.i was shocked tht i ALMOST DROPPED MY beer