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Meray Qatal ka Irada ho tu khanjr se waar na krna.
" JÄÄÑ "
Meray marnay k Lye kafi hai tera Auron say pyar karna.

mahfil mian sub k labon per meri tareef k fasane thy.

lykn ek shakhs phir b mere qatal ka irada rakhta tha.

her raat teri yadon ko qatal kar k dafan kr k so jata hun.

per yeh log bare sangdil subha teri adain teri batain le kr aa jate hain.

Aisa Nahi k tujhse mohabat nahi humein

Aisa Nahi k tujhse mohabat nahi humein,
ghum roz roz rehne ki aadat nahi hemein,

Har baar tere saamne sir ko jhuka liya,
aur phir bhi dekh tujhse shikayat nahi humein,

Tu ye aetbaar kar k tujhe chahte hain hum,
Tere siwa kisi ki bhi chahat nahi humein,

Hum jante hain k tu bhi hai tanga hamare bin,
Auron ki poochne ki zaroorat nahi humein,

Tu Qatal Bhi karega to aayenge tere pass,
Dekh tere bagher jeene ki aadat nahi humein:-)

0300 2711 588 / 0333 9968 674

Submited in : Romantic SMS

Characters : 510 | Sms Length : 4

Submitted By SaaMer From ( 0300 2711 588 / 0333 9968 674 )

Dil chahta hai

Dil chahta hai

chori karon
jhoot bolon
sharab peon
rishwat khaon
qatal karon,

aur

jail jaon.

Shayad is tarah kabhi, main bhi president pakistan ban jaon.!

70 yr old man

70 yr old man asked his wife "do u feel sad wen u see me running behind young girls?"wife replied ''No not atall, even dogs chase cars but they can''t drive it.

Jo Tum Ko Dil Se Pyar Kare

Jo Tum Ko Dil Se Pyar Kare

Tum P Jaan Nisar Kare

Tumhara Sada Intizar Kare

Tumhari 1 Ada P Qatal Hazaar Kare
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Wo Koi
PAGAL
He Hoga............

Na Gas Hy Na Aata Hy

Na Gas Hy Na Aata Hy
Na Bijli Hy Na Paani Hy
Yeh 2007 Ki Kahani Hy
Na Benazeer Hy Na Bugti Hy
Ye Qatal League Ki Karstani Hy
Allah Better Our 2008. . .

Mulana Fazl-ul-Rehman Reporter Ko Interview Dete Huey . .

Mulana Fazl-ul-Rehman Reporter Ko Interview Dete Huey . . .

Reporter: Aap K Haath Main Hamesha Tasbeeh Hoti Hai Aap Kia Parhte Hain Tasbeeh Par ?

Mulana: Main Ayatal Kursi Parhta Hoon

Reporter : Aap Itni Jaldi Jaldi Ayatal Kursi Parh Lete Hain

Mulana: Main Waqt Ki Kami Ki Wja Se Kursi Kursi Parhta Hoon ;->

Karachi main birdflu

Karachi main birdflu ki waja se 3 lakh murghiya qatal ki gayi..

Murghiyo ka naya naara "Tum kitni murghiyan maaroge?

Har anday se murghi niklegi . . . ;->

If MQM goes

If MQM goes to Jannat, the News will be:
* 25 Janti gun-point per Mobile se mehroom.
* Aaj 20 Hooron ki chooriyan utarwa li gayen. Hoorain dehshat-zda.
* 17 Farishton se Shrab-e-Tahoor zabardasti cheen li gaye.
* Bhatta na dene per Jannat ka Darogha qatal. Uss ki bori-band Lash Shehed ki neher se bar-aamad.
* Altaf bhai na jahanam-ul-haram se telephonic khatab karte huye jantiyon ko Muttahid aur pur-aman rahne ki talqeen ki hai.

If U Dont Sms Me..

If U Dont Sms Me..
God Will Give U
Lalu''s English,
Mayavati''s FACE,
Jayalitha''s BODY,
Abdul Kalam''s HAIRSTYLE,
N
atal Bihari''s WALKING STYLE...So B'' Carful

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