apnay SMS Messages177 messages

Molvi PaPpU Ne Farmaya
K
Shaban
K Mahinay Mein Jo Koi
apnay Dost
Ko 100 Ka Card Load Karwaye Ga
Usay
Qayamat K Din
Ek NOKIA N95
Free Milay Ga... ;->
SubhanALLAH
The SMS Of The Year 2009:

Woh Mujhse Meri Girlfriend Ka Pata Puchta Hai.

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Kitna Pagal Hai, apnay He Ghar Ka Pata Poochta Hai. :-)
Wo Kia Cheez Hy
Jo Biwi apnay Husband Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti
Bar Bar Magney Per Bhi Nain Deti.
Aur Yeh Illegal Bhi Nain Hy??



Guess??


Come On Yar?



Sakoon


Ali : Mama main bara hoke Pilot banonga
Mamma : Beta mujhay kaise pata chalega ke ye mere betay ka jahaz hai?
Ali : Guzarte waqt apnay gher per Gola phaink dia karonga.


RehMan MaLik Ne apnay Ghar LiGht Katwa Di.


B-c0z Ghar mE jAwaN BachIaAn hAin Or :":




WapDa WaLLay JhatKay MaarTay Hain.

Wo Kya Cheeze He Jo wife apnay hsbnd Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti?


Socho ?












Ans-SHANTI

Molvi PaPpU Ne Farmaya
K
Shaban
K Mahinay Mein Jo Koi
apnay Dost
Ko 100 Ka Card Load Karwaye Ga
Usay
Qayamat K Din
Ek NOKIA N95
Free Milay Ga... ;->
SubhanALLAH

The SMS Of The Year 2009:

Woh Mujhse Meri Girlfriend Ka Pata Puchta Hai.

.
.
.
.
.

Kitna Pagal Hai, apnay He Ghar Ka Pata Poochta Hai. :-)

agar deta khuda kuch ikhtayar ka mojza"

"faraz"

mein apnay hathon se apnay muqadar mein likhta tujay...