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A Beggar''s Brother Died, But The Man Who Died Had No Brother

How Could This Be...?

answers :-

The Beggar Was A Female
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Confidence Never Comes

If We Know All The answers

But

It Comes When We Ar

Ready For All The Questions . . . !
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A beautiful belief:If God answers ur prayer,
He is increasing ur faith.If He delays,
He is increasing ur patience.If he doesn t answer,
He knows u can handle.......;->
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Confidence Never Comes

If We Know All The answers

But

It Comes When We Ar

Ready For All The Questions . . . !
When you love someone truly,
you don"t look for faults,
you don"t look for answers,
you don"t look for mistakes.
Instead, you fight the mistakes,
you accept the faults and overlook the excuses.
FIRST LINE TO WRITE IN EXAMS:

"All the answers written below are imaginary & work of my creative mind. Any resemblance to text book is unintentional & purely accidental"
Cricket has reached exciting levels wid T20 & IPL.

To improve exam system, same should be infused in exams.

1- Reduce exam duration to 1:30 hr & marks to 50.

2- Introduce strategic break after 30 mints.

3- Give free hit,
that is a chance for students to write there own questions & answers.

4- 1st 20 mins power play, that is no examiner in the exam hall.

5- Introduce fair play awards.
6- Cheer girls to dance for correct answers..
1 love me
2 hate me
3 miss me
4 need me
5 adore me
6 like me
7 feel me
8 wana hug me
9 wana kiss me
10 wanna kill me
send ur best 3 answers
b4 Marriage....

He: Yes ! Atleast It Was So Hard 2 Wait

She: Do U Want Me 2 Leave???

He: Don''t Even Think Abt t...!!!

She: Do U Love Me...???

He: Offcourse Over & Over

She: Have U Ever Cheated On Me...???

He: No... Y R U Asking ???

She: Will U Kiss Me...???

He: Every Chance I Get..

She: Will U Hit Me...???


He; Are U Crazy... I''m Not That Kind Of Person


She: Can I Trust U....??


He: Yes...

She: Darling....

After Marriage....

Simply Read From Bottom To To... U''ll Know De answers... ;->
A man robs a bank and takes hostages.
He asks the 1st hostage, "did you see me rob the bank".
The hostage answers "yes". The robber, promptly, shoots him in the head. Then he asks the 2nd hostage if he saw him rob the bank. The hostage answers, "no, but my wife did" . . . ;->
stupid questions with smart answers....
boy:may i hold u r hand?
girl:no thanks its not heavy.
boy:plz say u love me..
gorl:u love me..
girl:if we get engaged will u give me a ring?
boy:sure whats u r mobile no..
girl:darling,i want to dance like this for ever
boy:dont u ever want to improve...
Once A Journalist Asks

Meera What Types Of Roles Do U Prefer?

Meera answers: Wese Tou Mjhy Chicken Roll
Pasand Hay Magar Beef Roll Bhi Kha Leti

Hoon... :P ;->