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Student''s declaration at the end of answer paper. It Reminds me of Disclaimer Notices!

I hereby declare that answers written above r true 2 the best of mine & my friend''s knowledge & I claim no responsibility whatsoever 4 any mistakes.

Whatever I have written is truly fictitious & any resemblance with the Subject Matter is purely Coincidental
Ideal to write on ans sheet:
answers given below r imaginary & result of pure fiction. Any resemblance to text book is unintentional & purely co-incidental ;->
1st Line 2 Be Writeen In Exams:

"All The answers Written Below Are Imagnary And Work Of My Creative Mind. Any Resemblence To Text Book Is Unintentional And Purely Accidental...
A man dies and goes to heaven.
There he sees a large wall of clocks.
He asks angel what are these for?
Angel answers those r lie clocks, every person has lie clocks!
every time u lie hands on clock move.
man asks whose clock is dat?
that is Mohamad bin qasims.
Hands have never moved indicating he never lied.
.
.
Where is Zardari''s clock? asked da man.
Angel: It is in our office,
we use it as ceiling fan... =P ;->
The tragedy of life is some what like this. . .
Just when we get all the answers of life. . .
Life changes the Question''. . . . .
Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions -
Why am I doing it,
What the results might be and
Will I be successful.
Only when you think deeply and find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead
I can close my eyes and see all I’m searching for..
I can know what lies ahead without opening the door..
Intuition guiding me I will take my time..
All my answers live within my heart and quiet mind.
When you love someone truly,
you don"t look for faults,
you don"t look for answers,
you don"t look for mistakes.
Instead, you fight the mistakes,
you accept the faults and overlook the excuses.
When you love someone truly,
you don’t look for faults,
you don’t look for answers,
you don’t look for mistakes.
Instead, you fight the mistakes,
you accept the faults
and
overlook the excuses
People fall in luv not knowing why or how. It''s so special a feeling that it doesn''t require much answers. U just luv no matter how stupid u become.
in the middle of Sky

Change Y in to I

The double of the first


Whoever answers, shall give me just

ANSWER: KISS
Choose one part of the tree
and find out intresting facts about ur attitude



Leaf

Branch

Stem

Root

Flower

Fruit

Do reply.

answers :

Leaf: make friends for ur benefit

Branch:U hv 2 affairs

Stem: U r brave and riscky

Root: U care for others

Flower: U r proud of urself

Fruit: U love those who loves U.