A man dies and

A man dies and
A man dies and goes to heaven.
There he sees a large wall of clocks.
He asks angel what are these for?
Angel answers those r lie clocks, every person has lie clocks!
every time u lie hands on clock move.
man asks whose clock is dat?
that is Mohamad bin qasims.
Hands have never moved indicating he never lied.
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Where is Zardari''s clock? asked da man.
Angel: It is in our office,
we use it as ceiling fan... =P ;->
  

Jun, 16 2010     433 chars (3 sms)     2934 views       Geo Or Jeenay Do

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Pakistan Ek Aisa Mulk Hy

Jis K Logn Har Ghante K Baad Khush Hote Hyn



Pata Hy Kab


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"Jab Light Aati Hy" ;->

"Geo Musharraf"
A Man Touched An Electric Current Wire & Was About To Die.,
Suddenly Lights Went Off..
& He Was Safe..
He Danced In Joy & Shouted..





AHA!!
GEO MUSHARAF
Musharraf Is Good For Economy . . .

He Has Silver In His Hair

Gold In His Teeth

Stones In His Kidney

Steel In His Knees

Sugar In His Blood

&

Gas In His A** . . .
Aaj Se 15 Saal Pehle Sirf Ameer Log Hi Candle Light Diner Karte That .....


Magar Aj Har Koi Candel Light Diner Karrta Hai ( Due To Loud Shading )


JEO MUSHARAF
If you Built an Army of 100 Lions and
Their Leader is a Dog,

The Lions Will Die Like Dogs.

But If you built an Army of 100 Dogs and
Their Leader is a Lion,

All Dogs will Fight Like Lion.

Leadership Matters...

A Silent Msg for All Pakistanis.
2 Ghante Attey Ki Line Mei Khare Rehte Hoe Ik Admi Ghuse Ma Chilaya

''Mei Musharaf Ko Goli Marne Ja Raha Hu.

Kuch Der Baad Wo Wapis Attey Ki Line Mei Khara Ho Gya

Kisi Ne Pucha,

''Kyu Maar Dia''

Mayusi SE Jawab Dia, ''Waha Pe ßhi Line Lagi Hai..''

Jeenay Do Musharaf
Sindhi Topi Aur Ajrak Ki Shandaar Kamiyaabi K Baad.

Ab Paish Hai.

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Sindhi Underwear.

A Product of Qaim Ali Shah. :-)
Ek Chotta Sa Afsaana

Zindagi Me Pheli Bar 31 May Ko Main Ne Apni Pyari Si

Girlfriend K Sath Date Pe Janay Ka Socha,Zehar Khanay Ki Dhamki Pe Ussay Razi Kya 0r Theek 12:00

Baje Ka Time Diya But Meri Bad-Qismati Dekho Poray Pakistan Me

31 May Ko 12:00 He Nhi Baje Aaah!

Jeeney Do

Musharaf
Kehty hai agar kisi mulk ki awam

Imaandar Ho,
Zaheen Ho.

To..

Us mulk ka sadar or Vazeer-e-aazam bhi wesa hota hai,

Agar awam be-waqoof ho to,

Hukomat Us Awam ki bewakoofi se faida uthati hai,

Kya Hum Be-Waqoof Hai?
Ye Watan Pe Apni Jan Kia Denge,


Ye Log Waqt Pe Imtehan Kia Denge,


Jo Khud Ghulam Hon America K,


Wo Roti Kapra Makan Kia Denge . . . ;->
Latest News On GeO. . .


"Mushta''el Afraad Ne Karachi Main . . .









Samandar Main Aag Laga Di "



GeO Ab Lambi Lambi Chorh Kr GeO . . . ;->
Q:PAKISTAN Me Kon C Cheezien Expire Nahi Hoti?
Ans.

Medicinez,


Roads,


Bridge,


Aeroplane,


Tarbela Dam,


And Finally,


General Pervaiz