Thand SMS Messages73 messages

Kanjoos k ghar Mehmaan aaey huay thy:

Kanjoos: Thanda peo ge ya Garam?
Mehman: Thanda.

Kanjoos: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?
Mehmaan: Pepsi

Kanjoos: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me?
Mehmaan: Glass me.

Kanjoos: Saada glass ma ya design wala?
Mehmaan: Design wala.

Kanjoos: Lines wala ya flowers wala.
Mehman: Flowers wala.

Kanjoos: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala.
Mehman: Chambeli wala.

Kanjoos: Sorry Yaar! Hamaray ghar me aisa glass nahi hay.
Pathan:aaj hum nay paani ko ullu bana dia…
Friend:wo kaise…??
Pathan:o yara!
Subha hum nay pani garam kia
or
Thanday pani sey naha lia
November ki ik sard sham main.
Tum nay hamaray hath tham kar hamari ankhoon main jhankhtay hoy kha tha.
k jab purwa ki Thandi hawain chalain gi.
kali ghatain laharah kar ain gi.
Sawan TOOT kar barsay ga*TU*Asay main achanak Chupakay SAY MAIN Ajao GA.
*JANA* SADIOON SAY HAMAIN US SAWAN KA INTZAR HAY*
"Winter magic"

1 glass me Thanda pani lain
or
Usy Apney Qareeb Baithe shakhs pe dal den

wo Thanda pani usay garam kar dega

aur

wo

uth kar apko Thanda karega....!!
Srdar in Coffee shop wth wife.
Srdar:Jldi Pi, Coffee Thandi ho Jau gi.
Wife:Fer ki hoe ga?

Srdar: Bywakof Rate List waikh

Hot coffee Rs.15

Cold coffee.45:-

Na who farishta ho na farishtey jaisa ho
Mujhey talash hai uski jo merey jaisa ho

Merey khulus ko pehchanta ho bus kafi hai
Who koi bhi ho, kahin bhi ho, kesa bhi ho

Meri khatir marney ka hosla bhi rkhta ho
Agar kabhi rooth jaoon mein us sey to

Muskra key manayee, woh aisa ho
Jo baat karey to woh nibha bhi sakey

Iradon mein woh apney chatanon jaisa ho
Dukhon mein hansney ka hunar janta ho

Ik aisa hamsafar jo samandar kitarah gahrah ho
Us key pyaar ki Thandak ho merey liye aisi
Key woh to bilkul aasman key chand jaisa ho

Woh sirf mera ho, jo nigahon mein haya rakhta ho
Umar bhar saath chalney ka azam-e-wafa rakhta ho

Jo khwab deney ko qadir ho meri aankhon ko
Meri mohabbat ko pehchan sakay woh aisa ho
Hi Good Morning! Arz hai,
Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai,
Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai Thandi ho jaati hai
badalate waqat kaa ik silsilaa sa lagata ha
ke jab bhii dekho use duusaraa-saa lagata hai
tumhaaraa husn kisii aadamii kaa husn nahin
kisii buzurg kii sachchii duaa saa lagataa hai
terii nigaah ko tamiiz rang-o-nuur kahaiN
mujhe to Khoun bhii rang-e-hinaa saa lagataa hai
damaaG-o-dil ho.na agar mutmaiin to chhaaon hai ya dhoup
thapdi luu bhii Thandii hawa si lagati hai

Ay dost
Meray ikhtiyaar mein hota agar
Tu mein chand ka noor sara saba ki sari Thandak
Phulon Ki khusho sari titliyon k saray rung
“TERAY NAM KAR DETA”
apni mohabat ki sari
pakieezgi apni duaaon k saray
rukh apni khushyon k
saray lamhay apni kismat
k saray sukh
TERAY DIL MEIN BHAR DETA
December
Abhi lamhe
Nahin bikhre
Abhi mosam
Nahi bichre
Mere kamry ki
Thandak me
Abhi kuch dhoop
Baqi hay
Meri diary k
Kuch safhay
Abhi kuch keh
Nahin paye
Mere angan k
Sab poday
Abhi bhi
Gungunate hain
Mere be-jaan
Honton per
Abhi muskaan
Waisi hay
Kisi k laot aanay
Ka
Abhi imkaan baqi
Hay
December
Baat botoon
Main,
Agar tum maan
Jao
December
Tehar jao….!!!
Tehar jao…
Enjoy the last
Day December
Lami Raat Firaaq di...
Jiven Thandi Sill...
Charheya Chan Aasman te...
Kunban laga Dil.....!
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