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Teacher: Draw A
Diagram Of BacTeria

Pappu: Here It Is Sir

Teacher: Where? You
Haven''t Drawn
Anything

Pappu: Sir, Can You
See BacTeria Without
Microscope ... ;->
Teacher: Draw A
Diagram Of BacTeria

Pappu: Here It Is Sir

Teacher: Where? You
Haven''t Drawn
Anything

Pappu: Sir, Can You
See BacTeria Without
Microscope ... ;->
Jb Koi Dost Apne Dost
k Liye Khulos Se Dua
Krta Hy
Tou Wo Dua Us k Dost k
Haq Me Baad Me Or
Pehle Us k Apne Haq Me
Qubool Hoti Hy !

ALLAH Karey Teri Shaadi
Ho Jaye ;->
Ho Gaii Teri Shakal Kaali





Ho Chuki Aliya Ki
Bahaali






O Mardood Zardari






Ab Tou Khol De Bike Ki
Double Sawari
Teri aawaz sunne ko jab taras jata hoon,
Toh ghisa pita cd player chala leta hoon.
Teri surat ko jab taras jaata hoon,
Toh cartoon network laga leta hoon.
Teri Dosti Ko Me Nibhaoun Ga

Tri Khusiyon Pe Muskuraoung Ga

Badalna Nhi Waqt Ki Tarha A Dost

Warna Ho K Ganja "Ghajini"Ka Hero Banjaunga... ;->
Phansi se pehle jailer ne pathan se pocha:
bata Teri akhri khuwaish kya hai?
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Pathan: bus punjab mei 1 khud kush hamla krny do...=P;->
Tum Na Mile To Tumhari YADOON K Saharey He Jee
Lengey,

Warna Teri Shaadi Me Aa
K


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K "*COCA COLA*"
He
Pee lengey... ;->
BrRrrrr =P
Peshawar Ki Police Ka Bhe
Jawab Nhe Hai

1 Pathan Talaab Main Nha Rha Tha

Police Wala Kehta Hai

" Chal Ooye Bahr A Kar Kpry Pehan

Teri Talashi Leni Hy
"PAppu" Arz kArtA hy..

Teri YAAd mE HuM itnA Kho gAyE..

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POTTY kArtAy kArtAy wAhiN Soo gAyE... ;->
Chhor de awaam ko karna tang "ZARDARI"
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warna "TALIBAN" ko de denge Teri jaan ki supari.
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tab he ja k kholey ga tu "DOUBLE SAWARI". . . ;->
Any Degree Of
Shaterring, BatTering, TatTering Will Nullify My Spirit ... ?




I''m Like
Those Cartoon Figures
Th8 Being Kneaded Flat
By Passing Trucks
And
Plump Up Again .. ! (: