Teri SMS Messages1016 messages

Beta:
Papa aap ko Cancer howa hai phir aap sab ko AIDS kiyun bataatay ho?



Baap:
Taakay mere merne ke baad koi Teri maa ko hath na laga sake.
Teri Mohabat Teri WAFA Hi Kafi Ha

Tamam Umar Ye AASRA Hi Kafi Ha

DAWAT Karo Meri Magr Takleef Na Karna

Mere Liye Bas
BiRYANi
QORMA
TiKA
or
PEPSI Hi Kafi Ha=)
Girl:
Na cher larkiyon ko paap hoga.Kal tu bhi kisi haseena ka baap hoga.
Boy:
Dua Karta hn k Teri ye baat sachi ho.Jo mjhe Baap kahe wo Teri Hi Bacchi ho
Attendence.. Pappu Yes Sir Bablu Yes Sir Tinku Yes Sir Ullu ?? Ullu ?? Ullu Button dabana band kar, Teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.
Ek Sardar 2 A Man :
Yaar Musibat K Waqt
Gadhey Ko Bhi Baap
Banana Parta Hy ...

Man :
Wah Yaar Bari
Himmat Hy
Jo Teri Amma Maan
Bhi Jati Hy ... ;->
DUA hai k Teri duniya me koi ghum na ho,
DUA hai k Teri muskan kabhi kam na ho,
Agar kabhi Teri palko me aansu aye,
DUA hai k us ki vajha HUM na hoon...
''Tumhari Kanjoosi Dil Ko Bah
Gai,

Mujhey Bhi Apne Balansce Ki Qader
Aa Gai

Sochaab Tum Ko Message Na Karon,

Magar

Ye Kambakht Dosti Teri Yaad aa Gai,''
''O sms parhne wale Teri to?
Teri to?
Teri to?
Teri to?
Teri to?
Teri to?
Teri to?
?
?
?
Bht yad arai hai yar ;)''
''Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir

Ullu

??

Ullu

??

Ullu

Button dabana band kar, Teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.''
''Lafz lafz likhon Teri tareef me?





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kafi hai ya or likhon?''
''tez hawa ka jhonka aaya
saath main Teri khushbu laya
tab meray dil main khayal aaya
aaj bhi mera dost nahin nahaya''
''Teri surat pe ye dil haaru
Teri zarurat pe ye jaan vaaru
Jis din tera sms na aaye
Ji ye chahe Teri kanpati pe 2 maaru.''