Shadi ka SMS Messages41 messages

Ded Futiya....Mumbai ka

Ded Futiya....Mumbai ka sabse bada bhai hai....

lekin uski biwi usko chhor ke chali jaati hai....

woh itna tut jaat hai ki woh apni pyari gun se shaadi kar leta hai...

agle din saara India uski pooja karta hai... lekin kyon??

arre gun se Shadi karne ke baad woh GUN-PATI ho jaata hai....

Sweetest Proposal

Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy
Boy:Kya tu mjhse Shadi kalegi?
Gal:Nahi
Boy:Kalle na plz
Gal:nahi mai naih kalungi
Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz

Don Se Shadi Ka Intezar

Don Se Shadi ka Intezar to Bachan Family ke 11 Larkiya kar Rahi hai,
..
Don Se Shadi karna Mushkel he nai.
Na Mumken Hai,
.~.
Kiyou ke.....
.~.

.~.
Don Shadi Shuda hai... :D

70 Years Old Man

70 Years Old Man : Dil Chaahta Hay Ke Shadi kar Loon.

Friend : Kr Lo

Old Man : Kisi Bewa Se Kr Loon?

Friend : Kisi Kunwari Se Hi Kar Lo,Bewa Apne Ap Ho Jaegi

Larki apney BF se!

Larki apney BF se!

Mera Bacha!

Mera Laadla!

Mera Gugla!

Tum Mujh Se Shadi karo Gay?

Bolo Baby!

BF: Tum Mujhe Propose Karna Chah Rahi Ho
Ya Adopt Karna? =P

1 DOST Ne Pathan Se Pocha!

1 DOST Ne Pathan Se Pocha!
Shadi ka Kb Tk Imkan Hai?
Pathan Kafi Sharmila Tha
Bola!
3,4, BAHNO K Rishte Aye Huwe Hain
Or 1 Behen Se To Baat Bi Chal Rahi He.

Judge, Mujrim Se

Judge, Mujrim Se, Batao Tumari Akhari Kwaish Kia Hai ?
Mujrim,

Aik Mob Nokia N73
5 Karror Rupay
Apki Beti Se Shadi,
USA Ka Viza,
2 Saal Ka Hanimon,
6 7 Bachay Jo Apko Nana Nana Kahe Aur Mujhe Papa,
Un Ki Shadi karwa Dun Us K Bad Ap Jo Fasila Do Mujhe Manzor Hoga..

Judge, Mujrim S

"zardari k liye Mazmoon"

"zardari k liye Mazmoon"

ap 1970 May Peda Huay,
Aap Ne bgairti Ki Ibtedai Taleem
Apne Mohallay Se Shru Ki Or ala taleem
ek naam war Daku se le..
Jab Dakait hone Ka Certificate Hasil Kia
To Aap ne hakoomat k khazanay ko lootne
k plan bananay shuru kr diyay
Or Phir Benazir se Shadi kar
K Aap Ne Profesional
Bgairti ka aghaz kia aur 10% mashoor ho gaye
Na jane kaisay kurse-e- sidarat
pe aa behte aur loot loot k
apna naam takreebn
100% mashoor kr liya.

Pta Ha Is MuLk Ka

Pta Ha
Is MuLk Ka
ProbLem
Kya Ha?

Hr MAA k0
ApNi BeTi K Lye
Chahiye:
1 BeautiFul,
Educated,
GuD''Loking larKa

uFf

Ab Ma aKyLa
KiS KiS Se
Shadi kaRu? =P ;->

mujh se shadi karo ge...??

Girl: Agar moqa mila to tum mujh se Shadi karo ge...??

Boy: Agar moqa mil gaya to phir shadi kerne ki kiya zroorat hai. :-) :-)

Kitne % bhartiyon ko lagta h

Kitne % bhartiyon ko lagta hy k Salman Khan,
Katrina Kaif se Shadi karega?
Ans: 10%
bcoz
.
.
.
.
.
Rest of the 90% wants to marry Katrina Kaif themselves =P ;->

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