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Job Question

Pathan Mobile Company Mein Job K Liye Interview Dene Geya Pehly hi SAWAL Ka Jawab Dene Par Usy Maar Kar Bhaga diya Geya SAWAL Tha . . . . . Sub se Mashoor Network Kon sa Ha? Pathan: Cartoon Network HAhahahaahahahahahaahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahaha

Pathan ka interview tha

Pathan ka interview tha..

SAWAL aya : English me translate kero,

"Me nokri k liye bohat ummeed se hun".
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Pathan : I am Pregnant for the Job...;

Qabool hai

Bari shidat se intazar hai us SAWAL ka

jis k jawab me hum kahein
Qabool hai
qabool hai
qabool hai

Subah Uth Kar Kalma Parho

Jab Subha Utho to Kalma Tayyba Parho
Kyon k Marne k baad jab Qabar Mai Farishte
Hum Se SAWAL jawab karne Aengay or humain Utthaengy or Pochhengy
K tumhara RAB kon Hai?
Tumhara DEEN kya hy?

To hum Apni Aadat k mutabiq Kalma Tayyaba Parte Hue Utthengy
Or Kalma Tayyaba Mai He un Farishton k SAWALon k Jawab Mojod Hen.

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,

Har SAWAL Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

MANZILAIN BHI US KI THEIN RASTA BHI US KA THA

Sad Sms
MANZILAIN BHI US KI THEIN RASTA BHI US KA THA.. AIK MAIN AKELA THA
QAFLA BHI US KA THA.. SATH SATH CHALNE KI SOCH BHI US KI THI.. RASTA
BADALNE KA FAISLA BHI US KA THA.. AAJ KYUN AKELA HOON DIL SAWAL KARTA
HAI.. LOG TU US KE THAY KIA KHUDA BHI US KA THA

Zamane k sawalon ko

Zamanay k SAWALon ko main huns k taal du faraz,
Lakin nami ankhon ki kehti hai “mujhe tum yaad aate ho

Ek Sawal

Boy : I Love you..
Pehli Nazar mein Hi
Tumhara Aashiq Ban Gaya Hu..
Do U Love me..?
Girl : Hmmmm Main Tumhe
Ek SAWAL Puchti Hu Agar Tum Jeet Gaye To Mai
Tumhe Jawab De Dungi....?
Lakda "Muskurata Hai Aur
Chup
Chap Jaane Lagta Hai..
Girl : Kya Hua Jawab Nai Chahiye..
Ladka : (Palat Kar Kehta Hai)
Mujhe Tumhara Pyar Chahiye..
Jeet mein mila Hua Inaam
Nahi......!!

Manzelain bhi uski thi

Manzelain bhi uski thi, rasta bhi uska tha
Ek mai akela tha qafila bhi us ka tha
Sath sath chalney ki soch bhi uski thi
Phir rasta badalny ka faisla bhi uska tha
Aaj kion akela hon, Dil SAWAL karta hai
Log tu usi ke tay, kia Khuda bhi uska tha

Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy

Teacher:
Jo mere SAWAL ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,

Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka.. ;)
Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
;
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Pathan:

Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti :-)

Teacher shocked… :

bhekari ke bhe?

Bhikari: Baboo 10 Rs. ka SAWAL hai, chaay (Tea) peenee hai.

Aadmee: Lykin chaay tu 05 Rs. ki aati hai.

Bhikari (sharmatay hoay): Woh meri girl friend bhi saath hai.

Cricket t20 ki waja se improve hvi hai..

Cricket T20 aur ipl ki waja se improve hva hai...

hame b apna Examination system improve karnay k liye exams me ye step lene Chahiye:-

1-Har paper 1.5 ghanty or 50 number ka hona chahiya.

2-Har 30 mint ka bad mashwre k lye break hona chahiye.

3-Hame 1 free hit den jis me student apni marzi k 1 SAWAL ka apni marzi ka jawab de.

4-pehle 20 mint ka power play jis me examinerhall se bahar rahe.

5-Agr kisi SAWAL ka Ans ghalat ho to review ka option hona chahiya ta k student book se confrm kr le...

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