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Thought of the day:
“if u help a gal when she is in problem,
she will always Remember u
only when she is in problem again..!!”
Flowers die,
Stories end,
Songs fade,
Memories are forgotten,
All things come 2 end,
But people like u r Remembered forever,
Bcoz GHOSTS NEVER DIE
Astronomers say
“The universe is Finite…”
Which is a comforting
Thought
For those people ,
Who cannot Remember
Where they leave Things
The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is
Remember 1 Thing Son
If U’re Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap”
Wot u see as truth wot u see as lies Remember that true friendship never dies.although we may change & drift apart,ill always value u deep within my heart!
One day a sardarji was sitting in his office on the
thirteenth floor building when a man came running in
to his office and shouted "Santa Singh your daughter
Preeto just died in an accident" Sardarji was in
panic.Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office
window. While coming down when he was near the tenth
floor he Remembered he didn''t have a daughter named
Preeto. When he was near the fifth floor he Remembered
he was not married.When he was about to hit the ground
he Remembered he was not Santa Singh.
Thought of the day:

"if u help a gal when she is in problem,she vil always Remember u only when she is in problem again..!!"
There r 101 reasons 2 miss some1but v need just 1 reason 2 hate some1But 2 Remember a friend like UI don''t need any reasonI Simply say"Meri Mat Mari Gai c"
There r 101 reasons 2 miss some1but v need just 1 reason 2 hate some1But 2 Remember a friend like UI don''t need any reasonI Simply say"Meri Mat Mari Gai c"
how to avoid bad dreams @ night...?




very simple yaar




dont Remember ur face b4 sleep...
& Remember my face for sweet dreams... :-)
Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar? the suspicious wife sneered.
No I cant the husband replied. I distinctly Remember taking my shirt off.
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BINARY marks we get,

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