Pyar SMS Messages974 messages

''Red ROSE
Pyar k liye

Yellow ROSE
Frndship k liye

White ROSE
Shanti k liye

AUR

Aapke liye?

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NIMA ROSE
roj nhane k liye''
''Usne mujhe rat ko jungle me akele chor dya faraz.
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Ye keh kar k
Pyar kia to darna kia..?''
Universal msg 4 every girL...

"Kisi bhi khoobsurat larki ko daikh
kr jealous na ho balkay ye socho
k agr ye itni Pyari hai to
isska bhai kitna Pyara hoga!
Two friends billooo & tillooo went to school for appearing in English exam ( 7th standard ) . They had crammed an essay of "MY BEST FRIEND". But unfortunately , in the question-paper it was written as......

Q: write an essay on "MY FATHER"in just 30-45 words .

So billooo was utterly confused & nervous... what to do !!!

Tillooo gave an idea . . . . just write the essay My best friend & just keep on replacing the word friend with the father.....

So this was how billooo & tillooo wrote the essay "MY FATHER"......

Fathers & fathers are everywhere , but good fathers are very rare . I have so many fathers , but my best father is Pyarelal. He is my neighbour. He often comes to my home & my mother likes him very much....
Woh Pyar hi kya, jisme JUDAAI na ho.......
Woh ISQH hi kya,jisme LADAAI na ho......
Woh DIL hi kya, jisme DARD na ho........
Aur woh MOBILE hi kya, jisme mera SMS na ho.....!!
Suraj Hua Madham ,
chand bhi chalne laga,
mein thehra raha,
zamin chalne lagi, ...
sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ??
Nalayak, yeh Pyar nahi
EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG !
Din ko chain nahi,

raat ko aram nahi.

Jee na lage kahi,

E khuda kya yahi Pyar hai ?

Arey Pagal..

yeh Pyar nahi .....

Aajka 41 degree celcius temperature hai.
Wafa Inti karu k bewafai na rahe

Pyar itna karu k jazba na rahe

Aitmed itna karu k Shak na rahe

Sms itne karu k Balance Na rahe
Tab tak Pyar se Pyar na karu, Jab tak Pyar ap se Pyar na kare
or Pyar ap se Pyar kare tu Pyar ko itna karu k Pyar kisi se Pyar na kare
Ek Chota Baby Apni Mummy Ko Kehta hai .

" IS MaiN kia hai Mumy ? "

Mumy: ais main mera Pyara sa Baby hai

" Itna hi Pyara tha tu kah kyo liya? " :P lolx
JAha Raha hai Mera SMS , Na jane Kya Gul Khelaye Ga ?
Pyar Se Parha jaye ga ya Bina dekhe Delete Ho jaye ga
ager delte na hoga tu ek reply zaror aye ga
Sir to student: batao Pyar ot ishq main kiya farq hai?
Student: Sir Pyar woh ha jo aap apni beti se karte hain
or ishq woh hai jo main apki beti se karta ho