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Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED Poster & was wondering -
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?
In World,we have only PostMAN,but no PostWOMAN ,why?

Bcos ,they take 9 months for DELIVERY
What’s The Height Of Hope








Sitting In The Examination Hall Holding The Question Paper In Hand And Telling Urself

“MAN DON”T WORRY. . . EXAMS CAN B PostPONED” ;->
What is the difference
Between

1)Call Girl
2)Girl Friend
3)Wife?




Ans:
1)Prepaid
2)Postpaid
3)Unlimited

.......>?
A gud news 4 students

all MARCH exams hav been Postponed due to elections

To confirm goto site

www. stop dreaming & start studying.com
Lo Jee!
Mitran Di Pur-Zor Frmaish, Tay Awam Day Jazbat Di Tarjmani Wastey...
Ik Wari Fair Paish Aye..


Na ZUBAN Se
Na MISS CAL Se
Na SMS Se
Na PHONE Se
Na Post Se
Na E-MAIL Se
DIRECT
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+ DIL SE +
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WAPDA Walyan Di Maa Di ...
Pathan''s Wife Bought A
Beautifl Sweater For Her
Husband...
She Sent It To Him By Parcel
Along Wid A Note ... Tht Said
"d Buttons Of d Sweatr r Removd
Since They Were Too Heavy & added
To d Postage. U''ll Find ''Em
In d Rite Hand Pocket Of The
Sweater" ... ;->
Pathan''s Wife Bought A
Beautifl Sweater For Her
Husband...
She Sent It To Him By Parcel
Along Wid A Note ... Tht Said
"d Buttons Of d Sweatr r Removd
Since They Were Too Heavy & added
To d Postage. U''ll Find ''Em
In d Rite Hand Pocket Of The
Sweater" ... ;->
A Poster on TV at Peace Rally in Mumbai..

"Politicians Divide us,
Terrorists Unite us..!!"

Now How True is it!


A Poster on TV at Peace Rally in Mumbai..

"Politicians Divide us,
Terrorists Unite us..!!"

Now How True is it!