Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye Post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha
Congratulations!
Good news for Karachi University students
Exams of Uni have been Postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.com
''Film k Poster k uper kisi peer k urras ka Poster lag gaya dono thory phat gay or txt ye ban gaya
1 ticket me 2 mazy movie k bad langer b hoga Hazrat Allama MOlana Gujjar Badmash Sultan Rahi k ful action khawaten k liye pardy ka khas intazam Nargis k dill fareb raqs me shariq ho k sawab-e-daren hasil karen!''
Customer: If I Post this letter tonight, will it get to Karachi in two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won''t.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It''s addressed to Sialkot.
Usse pyar karke meri kismat hi jaag gayi,Usse pyar karke meri kismat hi jaag gayi,Maine itne love letter Post kiye k woh "PostMAN k saath hi bhaag Gayee.
