Pasand SMS Messages102 messages

Dil ke bazaar mai

Dil ke bazaar mai dowlat nahi dakhi jati
Dosti ho jaye tu sora nahi daikhi jati
Dosti pe luta don apna sab kuch
Kionky Pasand ki cheez ho tu qeemat nahi daikhi jati

Hum pasand to

hum Pasand to sub ko the
dost
per sirf zarorat ki tarah

ferrari ki sawari

Boy : Wts ur name?
Girl : Q btaon main tmhe nhi janti
Boy : Na btao main kon sa tumhe apni ferrari me btha rha hun
Girl : Shazia B.Com part-1, wo samne wali gali me teesre makan me rhti hun mjhay red color Pasand he khanay me biryani Pasand he....

cartoon

Q dil tum se milna chahte hy?
Q dil tum ko dykhana chahta hy?
Q dil tum se bt krna chahta hy?
QK
“Dil to bacha hy g”
or Bacho ko cartoon Pasand hen..

Namaz

Jab tum namaz nahi parhatey to ye maat soochoo keh tumhien waqt nahi mila , Balkey ye soochoo keh aisi kon si khata hui keh ALLAH TALA nien tumhien apney samney khara karna bhi Pasand nahi kia.

Jab aankhein nafs ki

Jab aankhein nafs ki Pasandeeda cheezein dekhnein lagein
to dil anjaam say andha ho jata hai
Hazrat Ali (A.S)

Fisq hua duniya se door,

Fisq hua duniya se door,
zehen ka ho gya Fitoor,
Khair ka hai har simt zuhoor,
sheesha e baatil chekna choor,
Neki neki subh o shaam,
Allah Allah mah e siyam,

Ho gaya parcham e khair buland,
Shaitan hai ab qaid men band,
Momin ke hai kaam Pasand,
Nekiyan pahle se do chand,
Neki neki subh o shaam,
Allah Allah mah e siyam,

Funny

Arranged marriage :-

Rs 600000 -shaadi
RS 400000 - jwellery
Rs 50000 - shaadi ki rasme
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Total - 10,50,000 RS

Love marriage :-

RS 100 - stamp paper
RS 20 - Notery
RS 50 - varmaala
RS 10 - photo

Total 180 RS

Paisa aapka...Pasand aapki...Faisla aapka

Jaago grahak jaago. lover k saath bhaago!! :P

CHICKEN ROLL

Pathan to his friend:Yara humko film mein kaam karne ka bara shok hai.

Friend:Yaar Tumhein konsa role Pasand hai ?

Pathan:
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CHICKEN ROLL.

Meri ammi ko tum boht pasand aaye

Girl: Meri ammi ko tum boht Pasand aaye ho....
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Pathan: (Sharmaaty huwe) Kuch bhi ho par hum shadi tumse hi karega,Khala se kaho mujhe bhool jaye.

Ittefaq se hum mile

Ittefaq se hum mile,
Ittefaq se aap hume Pasand aaye,
Ittefaq se hum dost bane,
Humari dosti ab ittefaq nahi,
Zindagi ki khoobsurat hakikat hai

AgAr hUm 1 AnsOo

AgAr hUm 1 AnsOo hOt3y..!

To Ap Ki AnkhOn sE hO kAR

Apke hOnton PeR mRnA Pasand Krty

Or AgAr Ap Meri AnkhO k AnSoO hOty

ToU vAda hAi dOsT hUm Kabhi nA rOt3y

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