Pant SMS Messages21 messages

Eccha Golo Akas Cholo,Vaslo Meghar Sari,
Khusir Jhora TePantore Hridoy Dilo Pari,
Moner Maje Setar Baje Khusita Mon Saje,
Eidar Din Huq Rongin Ai Kamonate...
EID MUBARAK
Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa
dabao naa, zara zor se
aisa karo apni shirt nikalo
apni Pant bhi nikal do
meri saadi bhi nikal do
ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa
bahut tight hai plz.
aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz.
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ho gaya na suitcase bann
aaj pink Panther ki barsi hai,us k liya plz yeh sms kam se kam kisi 1 cartoon ko zaror send karen , main ne apna farz poora kar diay ,ab ap ki bari hay
Come here, take off ur Pants+get on top of me. Enjoy urself until u r fully statisfied.

Lovingly urs,
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1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?

pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari Pant main hai aur meri Pant mein nahi hai?

pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain

pappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai?

pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain
Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa
dabao naa, zara zor se
aisa karo apni shirt nikalo
apni Pant bhi nikal do
meri saadi bhi nikal do
ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa
bahut tight hai plz.
aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz......,
ho gaya na suitcase bannd.
What''s An Average 6 Inch Long

Inside A Guy''s Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?






A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!

Always Think POSITIVE
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1.BOO_S
2. _ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
4.P_ N_S
5.PU_S_
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1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PantS
5.PULSE

Dirty Mind =P ;)
Across skies, the sun starts to limn
Waking up to a morning hymn
Roosters’ crow and sparrows tweet
In deep slumber, an alarm sweet

Strumming upon the leafy ground
Sweepers crafting a hip sound
Coffee poured and buckets filled
Streams gurgling, dreams fulfilled.

In the kitchen, vessels clang and fall
At a crescendo, milkman starts to call
Telephones ring, radio springs alive
Joggers Pant, in harmony all dive.

As the band plays, starts all festivity
From stillness of night, a sudden levity
To awaken me, do thy make all the fuss
In pure merriment, I wake up thus

Fill my ears again, before I yawn
Haunt with visuals of a glorious Eon
From morning dew, a lesson reborn
Learn and listen to symphony at dawn
''aaj pink Panther ki barsi hai,us k liya plz yeh sms kam se kam kisi 1 cartoon ko zaror send karen , main ne apna farz poora kar diay ,ab ap ki bari hay..
There was a couple. They were very happy and everyone thought they would end up together. But the girl left him. He was all heart-broken cos he thought he had found true love! After his chic breaks up with him, he feels like peeing. So he goes to the restroom. He suddenly realizes that the zipper of his Pants have vanished!! how did this happen????







kyonki..Yaar bina chain kahan re, pyaar bina chain kahan re..!!
There was a couple. They were very happy and everyone thought they would end up together. But the girl left him. He was all heart-broken cos he thought he had found true love! After his chic breaks up with him, he feels like peeing. So he goes to the restroom. He suddenly realizes that the zipper of his Pants have vanished!! how did this happen????