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Aatif Aslam ek

Aatif Aslam ek concert mei jaate hai. He is gheraod by all his female fans and in the process he looses his gold chain.... toh bataao Aatif ki chain kisne churayee ?
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ok chor ka Naam thaa I.K. Ehsaas

poocho kaise ??

Aatif khud hee aaj kal keh rahaa hai " CHAIN CHEENA ISHQ KE EHSAAS NE"
(Race film ka superhit gaana)

MUSHARAF DOR KE PAKISTANI KI DUA

MUSHARAF DOR KE PAKISTANI KI DUA
Lub pe aati hey dua bunke tamana meri
Zindgi bomb se ho mehfoz khudaya meri
Na koi bomb ke dhamakay se urha de mujhko
Muft may jam-e-shahdat na pila de mujhko
In pe jaiz hey hakomat karna
Aur hey jurm mujhe apni hifazat karna
Mere ALLAH larai se bachana mujhko
Aur sikha de koi bandoq chalana mujhko
Naam-e-Islam ki hurmat ko bacha le ya Rab
Waqt ke saray yazeedon ko utha le ya Rab

Kareena Ne

Kareena Ne Recently apnA ek wEb-siTe lAuncH kiyAA.... Ab wEb-siTe ka Naam baTaAo..!.
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is it www.jAbwEspL|T.com

nAA..!
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Is it www.OnLySaiF.com
nAA..!
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ek aur guesS maAro
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arRe bAbA.. DONT BE A BALTI
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lOgOn to I"BEBO".Com

Agar Ness Wadia

Agar Ness Wadia apna ek cyber cafe kholega.... toh woh apne cyber cafe ka kya Naam rakhega..!

ness-cafe...~

Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kyahai?..

Jackie Chan ki saas ka Naam kyahai?..

nahi pata..??

answer) D-Cold

Chan (chain)ki saans - D.cold

chalo ab batao...

Jackie Chan ki bahu ka Naamkya hai ?

this is quite simple...

answer) D''Cold again

kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi!!!

ek cheenti hoti hai.. uske paas 3 daane gehu ke hote hein..

ek cheenti hoti hai.. uske paas 3 daane gehu ke hote hein..

ek din woh teen celebrities se milti hai..
aamir khan..
shah rukh khan..
salman khan..

teeno ke autograph woh ek ek daane par le leti..

call it.. khan A.. khan B.. khan C

par ghar jaa kar jab woh dekhti hai..
to sirf ek AutogrAph hotA hAi sabhi par..

kyun??

kyunki..

daAne daAne pAr likhA hAi.. khAn A waAle kA Naam.. !

AgAr " Mahima

AgAr " Mahima choudhry" lAdka hOti to uSka Naam kya hota?????

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not getting
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its "Baaphibaap choudhry"

This one is my first attempt.

This one is my first attempt.

Kis cricketer ki wife ka Naam sunte hee,everyone starts laughing?

Its Mr.Rashid latif

how?

Coz his wifes name would be Mrs.Latifa

Robert: Boss, mere teesra baccha hua hai. Kya naam doon?

Robert: Boss, mere teesra baccha hua hai. Kya Naam doon?

Ajit: Cha Ling Chu.

Robert: Cha Ling Chu kyoon?

Ajit: oh dear robert, tumhe pata nahi," Duniya ka har teesra bacchaa Chinese hota hai! "-

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Phansa Rha Hy K

Phansa Rha Hy Koi Bachian Baji K Naam Par

De Rha Hy Koi Faraib Shaadi K Naam Par

Jaari Kia Hy Jab Se Musharraf Ne

"Huqooq-e-Niswan Bil Azaadi K Naam Par ;->

Ek bhikari ne

Ek bhikari ne hotel me phone kiya-
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1 pizza,1 plate biryani,1 plet rasmlai, bhej do.
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Hotel- Kiske Naam par bheje SIR?
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Bhikari-Allah ke Naam par!!

Hamare Office Main

Hamare Office Main Jo Jo Bhi Bolta Hai, Sirf Wahi Sunta Hai Kyon?
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Kyonki Jo Jo Hamare Office Mein Ek Bande Ka Naam Hai Aur Woh Bahut Dheeme Bolta Hai....Isliye Sirf Wahi Sunta Hai.

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