Message SMS Messages166 messages

A golden Message for youngsters....


A bright future CAN give u many beautiful girls....

But a beautiful girl CANNOT give u a bright future....
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Message dhoond rahe ho?




Zaroori nahi k har SMS main koi Message ho,



BASS

AAP Ki yaad aayi, is liye Missed SMS kar diya
Dirtiest Message Of All Tym .....

Sardar g In a Plane
Feels Vomiting & ask 4 a
Vomit Bag, Air Hostess
Gives Him The Bag After
Few Minutes When She
Comes Back Evry1 Was
Vomiting Except Sardar g
She Was Surprisd & Askd
"Sardar g In Sab ko Kia Hua?"
Sardar g: "Me Ulti Kiti Ena Lokan
Nu Buri Lagi Te Me Wapis Pee Gya ... "
''Tumhari Kanjoosi Dil Ko Bah
Gai,

Mujhey Bhi Apne Balansce Ki Qader
Aa Gai

Sochaab Tum Ko Message Na Karon,

Magar

Ye Kambakht Dosti Teri Yaad aa Gai,''
''Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye Message parh rahe the.''
''News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt Message.''
''zindagi behaal hai,sur hai na taal hai,
Message box bhi kangaal hai,
kya aapki SMS factory mein hartaal hai?
plz.kuch toh bhejo yeh mere mobile ki,
zindagi ka sawaal hai......''
kismat kismat ki baat hai
aaj din to kal kali raat hai
kabhi dhoop to kabhi barsat hai
yeh Message ka silsila yunhi chalta rahega jab tak free sms ka saath hai!
TODAY i was going to be millinoer as a man came to me and asked to sell the most valuable thing i posses, i said i have nothing, he asked about my love, i said i have given it to "the person readin th Message"
Message pe Message bhejte ho,
bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho to bhi kya bhejte ho,
khud ka bheja to chalta nahin,
doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!
This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this Message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.
Call Me Now , I Heard Some Major Gossip About You.






















































































Shocked? Farward 2 your friends And see How Many Don''tRead The Message Fully And Make Fools Good Day !!!