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Awesome Msg Ever

''The 0nly Time
A Girl Should Fall On
Her Knees For A Guy,
Is The Day
She Tie Her Son's
Shoe-Laces .."

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Dual heart attack Message

girl sends Message to her boyfriend: lets break up it is all over now

girl sends a Message again: sorry it was not for you
next generation will learn the alphabets in this wat :
A-APPLE
B-BLUETOOTH
C-CHATING
D-DOWNLOAD
E-EMAIL
F-FACEBOOK
G-GOOGLE
H-HOTMAIL
I-I POD
J-JAVA
K-KINGSTON
L-LAPTOP
M-Message
N-NOKIA
O-OUTLOOK
P-PRINT
Q-QUICK TIME
R-RAM
S-SERVER
T-TOUCH SCREEN
U-USB
V-VISTA
W-WIFI
X-XP
Y-YOUTUBE
Z-ZUBAIDA AAPA
rakha jab sajdy main sar tow ehsaas hua aey musalmaan,
dilon maen to khuda ko basaya nahi sajdy mein kis ki talash hy??
Best Message for Youth:

"Jo eman tujy masjid tak nahi le ja sakta wo tuje jannat tak kaise le jayega?"
din ek boy ko pata chala k may 3 mint me mar jawo ga..



us ny apni Lover and Friend ko Message kiya



meray pas awo awar may ja raha ho

after 2 mint Lover ny reply kiya.

where are you going Dear i am very busy i will not come plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz you go.



usi waqt usky dost ka Message aya

kahan ja rahy ho Dear ruk ma aa raha ho sath chalty hai.



Boy smile,



His eyes closed



His Heart stops



And he died...



Result:- Friend better then Lovers.



Dedicated 2 all(Friend & Lover)
What is the difference between donkey and Monkey?

Monkey saves this Message and Donkey deletes this Message

Choice is Yours .. :)
Height of behaving cool
Professor to student:
Nalayak, class me baate Q kar raha hy
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Student: Sir, mere Messages free nhi hy esliye
Friend to sardar:
Yar Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai K Aaj Extra Class Hogi Kya Karun?
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...Sardar:-'Message sending failed' likh ke bhej de....!!! :-D
@ who r u ...?why do u
keep messaging me...?
who gv u my no........?
plz never Message me again..?
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me na kabhi aisa kaha ..?
nahin na
to Messages kar na ...?
In the central place of every heart
there is a recording chamber.
So long as it receives a Message
of beauty, hope, cheer, and courage --
so long are you young.
When the wires are all down
and our heart is covered
with the snow of pessimism
and the ice of cynicism,
then, and only then,
are you grown old.
I wonder what would happen if we treat our Quran like we treat our phones.
What if we carry it around in our purses or pockets?
What if we turn back to o get it if we forget it?
What if we flip through it several times a day?
What if we use it to receive Messages from the text?
What if we give it to kids as gifts?
What if we use it as we travel?