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pathan & maulana

Pathan Ne Maulana Ko Bohat Maara,

Kisi Ne Pocha Kyun Maara.

PATHAN: Ye Kehta He Tamam Muslman Jannat k Mazay Lenge,

Janat HaMara Bewi Ka Naam Hai..

1 pathan

1 darzi logon k kpry le kr farar hogya

Koi kehta mri shalwar

Koi kehta meri qameez

1 patan b ro rha tha Logo ne pocha q ro Rahy ho?

Pathan:HMara naap ly gya

KFC

Pathan to his friend:Yara humko KFC walon ne boht Mara hai.

Friend:Q ?

Pathan:HuMara BV ka delivery tha to hum usko KFC legaya
Qk
Wahan Board pe likha tha....
"FREE DELIVERY"

Writing kharaab hai

Pathan apne dost ko mobile de kar: Oh yara haMara Girlfriend ko sms to kardo ?

Dost: Tum khud Q nahi likhte ?

Pathan: Oh yara haMara Writing kharaab hai na isliye.

Teri waali

Beta ro raha tha Abu ne pucha ro rahe ho ?mujhe batao dost samajh kar.

Son:Kuch nahi yaar,sabzi k paiso se apni waali ko Load karwa diya to teri waali ne boht Mara hai.

allama iqbal

dillo ki eMarato main kai bandagi nahi pather ki masjido main khoda dhondhtay hain log

Arz Hai Aladin K

Arz Hai Aladin K Pas Tha 1 Jadui Jin..
Dil Nai Lagta HaMara App K Bin..
Stainless Steel Mei Hota Hai 0.2% Tin..
Khuda Kare Mast Jaye App K Ajj Ka
Din... ;-

Waldai''n ki Faryaad

Waldai''n ki Faryaad Aulaad k Naam

Jis Din Tum Humei''n Boorha Dekho

Sabr Krna
Aur
Humei''n Samajhney ki Koshish Krna

Jab Hum Khaatey Huey Gandagi Kare''n
Aur
Apne Gandey Kapre Badal Na Sake''n Tou
Wo Waqt Yaad Krna
Jab Hum Tumhary Gandey Kaprey Badalty Thay.

Jab Hum Koi Baat Bhuul Jaye''n Tou Hum Pr Tanz Na Krna Aur
Apna Bachpan Yaad Krna.

Jab Hum Boorhey Ho kr Chal Na Paye''n Tou HuMara Sahara Ban''na
Aur
Apna Pehla Qadam Yaad Krna.... !!

Tri yadon k bna

Tri yadon k bna koi lmha gzara nai
ik pal nai jb tmhe hmne pukara nai

mri nkamion ka itna bi gm na kjiye
agr ap jete he to me hara nai

ye nq$h-e-drd k $e utr jae chere $e
mene abi apka gm dil $e utara nai

tere bin yun kt rahi driya-e-zindgi men
kshti bi he majhi bi hai, kinara nai

kr raka he ji$ne $are gar men ujala
an$u he mera ye koi tota hua tara nai

k$ko gle laga k royen namurad hm
i$ bhri dnia men apna koi $ara nai

marez-e-i$hq he tmanai khdk$hi ka ab
ghre hen dl k zkhm or koi chaara nahin

wo aa ke poonchh den aan$u hamari aankhon $e
itna bhi hamare haq mein na$eeb haMara nahin

itna he bd-na$eb “Memon“ ka ye jahan
lota he zindgi ne j$e maut ne Mara na.....

Tere Naam ki thi jo Ro$hn

Tere Naam ki thi jo Ro$hni u$ey khud tu ne Bujha diya
Ji$sko jala $aki thi na Dhoop u$ey chandni ne jala diya

Mein hoon Gardi$hon ka maara huwa mujhey ab apni khabar nahi
Wo jo $hakh$ tha mera rehnuma u$ey Ra$ton main ganwaa diya

Ji$s ko $amjha tha tu ne raqeeb,woh tera naseeb tha
Tere Haath ki lakeer tha,u$ey tu ne haath se hi mita diya

Mujhey i$hq hai ke junoon, yeh fai$la kabhi na ho $aka
Mera naam zeenat-e-da$ht tha,i$ey aandhiyon ne mita diya

Yeh uda$iyoo ka jamal hai , ke Maraivj-e-kamal hai
Ke kabhi zaat se bi chupa liya , to kabhi $hehar bhar ko $una diya

Meri umar ka Guli$tan abhi khula huwa hai zaroor par
Wo jo phool they teri chah ke unko mau$amo ne gira diya.....

Itna kuch hoke bh

Itna kuch hoke bhi hame pana na aaya,
pyar itna kiya par jatana na aaya,
wo to aagaye is dil me,
kasoor haMara hai jo hame unke dil me samana na aaya.

E I D M U B A R A K

E I D
M U B A R A K

HuMara SMS Jis Ko Mil Jata Hy
Samjho Us Ki Tou EID Ho Gai

So

E I D
M U B A R A K ... ;->

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