Kuma SMS Messages26 messages

reporter and pathan

Reporter: HaKumat ne Sawat & Malakand mutasareen ka bohat help kya
Khana, Pani, Kapre, Camp ko sab kuch dya.

Pathan: Khak help kya! HuKumat ne NASWAR to behja he nhi.

Jis Ki fitrat Thi Baghawat Karna....

Jis Ki fitrat Thi Baghawat Karna....

Tu Ne Us Dil Pe HuKumat Ki Hai........!!

Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to

Pathan.
Agr mere Hath Me huKumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don.

Wife:
Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se meri Shalwar pehn k ghom rahay ho.

Aaye baghe askari

Aaye baghe askari k muqadas tareen phool
Aaye kaaba e fikro nazar aa kibla e asool
Aa hum say bhi khiraj e dil o jaan Kijye wasool
Mola tairey bagair hum ko qayamat nhn qabool
Jannat me maalo zar na huKumat k wastay
hum ji rahey hyn teri ziyarat k wastay

Yun Hi Nahi Jahan Mai

Yun Hi Nahi Jahan Main
Charcha HUSSAIN Ka

Kuch Dekh K Hua Tha
Zamana HUSSAIN Ka

Sar De k Do Jahan Ki
HuKumat Khareed Li

Mehanga Para yazeed Ko
Sauda HUSSAIN Ka ...

Praful Confuse Matlab

Hansa: Praful Confuse Matlab?

Praful: Confuse Hansaaaa

Jab Humaare Ghar Pe Light Chali Jaati Hai To Kudkud-Kumar Babuji Kya Kehte Hain?

Hansa: Ae Babuji To Kehte Hain Ki

"Lo Fuse Ud Gaya

Ab Fuse Theek Kaun Karega? Kaun Fuse Theek Karega?

Kaun Fuse.

Acchha Confuse...Achhaa Acchha Confuse

Hakumat k New Year

HaKumat k New Year 2008 Par Awam ko Toofa:
1.AATA Band
2.GAS Band
3.BIJLI Band
.
.
.
.
.
Agar Awam Ki Haava Bhi Band Karna Chahta Hoo Too Cycle Par Mohar Lagain

Woh Iss ANDAZ Ki Muj

Woh Iss ANDAZ Ki Muj Se MOHABBAT Chahta Hai
Mere Her KHUWAB Per Apni HOKumaT Chahta Hai
Mere Her LAFZ Mein Jo MUJ Se Barh Ker Bolta Hai
Mere Her LAFZ Ki Muj Se WAZAHAT Chahta Hai
Wo KEHTA Hai Ke Mein Us Ki ZARORAT Ban Chuki Hoon
To Goya Wo Mujy Hasb-e-Zaroorat Chahta Hai

Koi es tarah say mera

Koi es tarah say meray sath adawat tu karta
Qaid kar leta mujhay aur haKumat tu karta
Meinay yeh kab kaha tha k woh sab ko chor day
Woh apnay andaz say karta par mohabbat tu karta

Ek shararat kertay hain

Ek shararat kertay hain

Aao mohabbat kertay hain

Hansti aankhoun se keh do

Dareya hijrat kertay hain

Kuch dil aisay hain jin per

Hum b haKumat kertay hain

Koi baat to hai mujh main

Dushman b izzat kertay hain

Zinda rehna hai dushwaar

Acha.. to himmat kertay hain

Waisay hotay nahee hain log

Jaisi chahat kertay hain

Aksar apnay aap se hum

Teri shikayat kertay hain

kahin na kahin koi na

kahin na kahin koi na koi humare liye bhi bana hoga,
is baarish ki boondh ke liye koi to sip khula hoha,
apne sapno ke rajKumar se milne ki chahat he,
chupke chupke sunai deti is dil ko mohabbat ki aahat he.

Tum paas hoty tou koi shrarat krty,

Tum paas hoty tou koi shrarat krty,
Tujhy le kr baanho''n mein
"Mohabbat" krty,

Dekhty teri aankho''n mein neend ka khumar, Apni khoi hui neendo''n ki
"Shikayat" krty

Teri aankho''n mein apna aks dhondty, Khud se b zyada teri
"Chahat" krty

Jis ki huKumat thi us k ghulam thy,
Qabeely mein dost kis se "Baghawat" krty

Ek dil hi tha wo b us k pas tha,
Raat bhr jaag kr kis ki "Hifazat" krty

Mere mazhab mein shirk haram hy
Wrna Qasam khuda ki teri "Ibadat"krty

Categories Anniversary Ascii Bengali Birthday Break Up Broken Heart Christmas Decent Diwali Double Meaning Durga Puja Easter Eid Mubarak English Poetry Exam Faraz Fathers day Flirt Friendship Funny Geo Or Jeenay Do Get Well Soon Good Luck Good Morning Good Night Greeting Halloween Holi Independence Day Inspirational Insult Islamic Khichdi Kiss Love Love Stories Miss You Mother's Day Naughty New Year Pashto Politics Punjabi Q n A Quatations Rainy day Rakhi Ramdan Riddle Romantic Sad Sardar Smile Sorry Teachers day Today's thought Urdu Poetry

Kuma SMS Messages26 messages

Search SMS Messages