Kids SMS Messages25 messages

Sardar and his wife applied in court for Divorce
Judge: How will you divide, you have 3 Kids.
.
Sardar:ok, we should next year !
M: My lovely wife.
I: Is i am wrong in my sms?
S: Sex is not only thing in the life.
S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our Kids & good salaries and home also.

Y: You are everyting to me, my life my wife my jaan.
O: Our life is just a good enough for us. Alhumdullah.
U: U are the lucky one in my world… gave me our sweet family.

LOVE YOU!
Lady On Fone
Hi Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To u.
U Are The father Of 1 Of My Kids.

Man Stunnd,Omg!
... R U Riya
No

Anu?
No

Pari?
No
Jasi?
No

Lady in confusion

No Sir I am The Class Teacher
Of Ur Son :P :D
I wonder what would happen if we treat our Quran like we treat our phones.
What if we carry it around in our purses or pockets?
What if we turn back to o get it if we forget it?
What if we flip through it several times a day?
What if we use it to receive messages from the text?
What if we give it to Kids as gifts?
What if we use it as we travel?
Wen Kids Learn 2walk,They Keep Falling;

But 2 them Its Not Failing, It''s Learning.

So There''s Nothing Called Failure.

Everything Is A Learnig
--until your car or home is paid off
--until you get a new car or home
--until your Kids leave the house
--until you go back to school
--until you lose ten pounds
--until you gain ten pounds
--until you finish school
--until you get a divorce
--until you get married
--until you have Kids
--until you retire
--until summer
--until spring
--until winter
--until fall
--until you pass away...
There is no better time than right now to be happy.
Happiness is a journey, not a destination.
So -- work like you don''t need money, Love like you''ve never been hurt, And dance like no one''s watching.
U live …u die …u learn something..
A MAN''s Sad Story:

Yesterday was my Birthday

My Wife Didnt wish me nor did my Kids

I went to Work & my friends Didnt,

I went to my cabin

My Secretary said:
Happy Birthday Boss

I felt Special

Than I was invited to Her Flat

She said:
Do U mind if I go into the Bedroom for a Minute?

I said:
OK

She came out a Few minutes later with a large cake,

Followed by My Wife, Kids & All my Friends,


& I was Waiting for her

Sitting on the couch
.
.

NAKED
A - Roses
B - Tension
C - Understanding
D - Heart
E - Romance
F - Fight
G - Care
H - Money
I - Respect
J - Nothing
K - Freedom
L - Kids
M - Suche Mhbt
N - Satsfaction
O - Posesivens
P - Friendship
Q - Gifts
R - Chocolates
S - Lots of Love (Gud Luck)
T - Pain
U - Happiness
V - Rudeness
W - Kisses
X - Tears
Y - Attitude
Z - Forever Love
Solve this paheli.The fishermen love me,but doctor hate me,Kids want
2 eat me,i am a 13 letter word.who i m? -h-t---i--
Hello Mehak That was not the right ans. If u want a rit call me or
email to me.
the fishermen love me
but doctors hate me
Kids want to eat me
i am a 13 letter word who am i??
hint: _H_T_ _ _I_ _ME_


Answer....
Chathuringmes (worms)
I''m Shabaan , My Neighbor , Ramazan Told Me That He''s Coming Yo Your House Tommorrow With His Wife Roza And 3 Kids ... Touba , Rehmat And Barkat .... And They Will Return By Wid EID Airways After 30 Days .. Ramazan Mubarak


Santa:
Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for Kids,
they don’t study,so i got rid of it

Banta: Good?
Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed