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Akwala zre

1:Allha is ko dost rkhta ha jo dosro pa raham krta ha.
2:Allha is shakhs ki namza kabol ni krta jo hram ma Khata ha.
3:Allha ki tamam namto ki na-shukri na kro.

Arshad'a bri Tala

Intazar ki Gariyaan khatam

Karachi k Bharam Baaz Dialog:

"Abay chal teri to"

"Us ki to mein"

"Bus kar zyada mat Phenk"

"Chal nikal"

"Koot dy salay ko"

"Or Party"

"Dimagh ki dahi"

"Ye cheez dada"

"Bachi dekh"

"Teri Bhabi se baat kr rha hon"

"Hat gai na"

"Abe dhkkan"

"Ptli Gali pakar"

"Lash yaar"

"Chal phhoot le"

"Latak mat"

"Teri wali ja rhi hai"

Ab Intizar kis bat ka hai,
Aakhir ye SMS karachi ki pehchan hai.
phenk de market me.'

islamic poetry

TERI Azmaton Se Hon Be-khabr
Ye Meri Nazar ka Qasur Ha!
TERI Rah Guzar Mein Qadam Qadam

Kahin Arsh Hai kahin Toor Ha!
Ye Baja Hai MALIK-E-DO JAHAN
Meri Bandagi Main Qasoor Hai!

Ye Khata Hai Meri Khata Mger
TERA Naam B To GHAFOOR Hai
Ye Bata TUJH Se Miloon kahan

Mujhe TUJH Se Milna Zaroor Hai!
Kahin Dil ki Shart Na Daalna!
Abhi Dil Gunahon Se Choor Hai

TU Bakhsh De Mere Sub Gunah!
Teri Zaat Raheem-o-Ghafoor Hai

2012 tak dunya khatam hojayegi...

Pathan to another Pathan: Yara suna hai 2012 tak dunya Khatam hojayegi...?

2nd Pathan: Aisa nahi hoga Qk maine kal Washing Machine khareeda hai us pe 2014 tak ka Gaurantee hai.

Subha shaam teri Yaad aave hai

Subha shaam teri Yaad
aave hai,
Sari sari raat jagavey hai,
Karne ko to kar lu call
tujhe,
Per kambaKhat customer service ki larki balance low
batavey hai,

Duniya Ki Mehfil Mein Yaad

Rook Naa Jana Khoof Say Beech Rah Mein Khuda Ki Baargah Mein Gir Kar Ro Lenaa Khud Ko Girnay Na Dena Apni Nigah Mein ...Farishton Ko Kahan Hasil Toba Ki Lazat Khata Karnaa Hay Fitrat-E-Insaan Mein Khushiyan Muqadar Say Milti Hein Yahaan Gham Miltay Nahi Baysabab Is Jahan Mein Khudsaakhtaa Ohaam Say Rakhnaa Mun Ko Khali Khudaa Miltaa Nahi Behs-O-Taqraar Mein Duniya Ki Mehfil Mein Yaad Rakhnaa Nayaab K Tanhai Rehnaa Hay Qaber K Makan Mein...........!!!

Na who farishta ho na farishtey jaisa ho

Na who farishta ho na farishtey jaisa ho
Mujhey talash hai uski jo merey jaisa ho

Merey khulus ko pehchanta ho bus kafi hai
Who koi bhi ho, kahin bhi ho, kesa bhi ho

Meri Khatir marney ka hosla bhi rkhta ho
Agar kabhi rooth jaoon mein us sey to

Muskra key manayee, woh aisa ho
Jo baat karey to woh nibha bhi sakey

Iradon mein woh apney chatanon jaisa ho
Dukhon mein hansney ka hunar janta ho

Ik aisa hamsafar jo samandar kitarah gahrah ho
Us key pyaar ki thandak ho merey liye aisi
Key woh to bilkul aasman key chand jaisa ho

Woh sirf mera ho, jo nigahon mein haya rakhta ho
Umar bhar saath chalney ka azam-e-wafa rakhta ho

Jo khwab deney ko qadir ho meri aankhon ko
Meri mohabbat ko pehchan sakay woh aisa ho

Labon ki sersarahat

Labon ki sersarahat se.
badan k choor hony tak.

Main tujh ko is tarah chahoon.
K meri saans ruk jaye.

Khataon par Khata'ain hon.
Na ho kuch baat kehne ko.

Main tujh main yoon sama jaoun.
K meri saans ruk jaye.

Na himmat tujh main ho baqi.
Na himmat mujh main ho baqi.

Magar itna qareeb aaoun.
K meri saans ruk Jaye.

Tere honton pe jab rakhoon.
Main apny hont kuch aise.

Ya teri pyaas bujh jaye.
YA MERI SAANS RUK JAYe

Aik pathan aurat bank check cash karany

Aik pathan aurat bank check cash karany gai. clerk: yahan sign karo
aurat: kesay?
Clerk: jesay Khat k akhir main likhti ho!
Aurat ny likha: " Twade kaky di maa"

pathan ki pitai

Ek pathan or sardar ki khob pitai hue.
Dono birthday party me muft ka khana Khaty huay pakray gaye or kehne lagay,
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“Hum larki walo ki taraf se hain“

Funny Friendship Sms

Ek Scientist ne Mera Brain Wash kia or phr Pocha:

Tmhe ab b koi Yad hy?

Me na Apka Nam lia to wo hans k Bola:

Kuch VIRUS kbi Khatam nhi hote.

Miss u my frnd.

Mohabat naam hai mera

(MOHABAT NAAM HAI MERA)

Ajab andaaz hain mere,

Hazaaron raaz hain mere,

Anokhe saaz hain mere,

Sabhi aijaz hain mere,

Kaise abhaam hain mere,

MOHABAT NAAM HAI MERA,

Mein jis k pass jata hun,usey pagal banata hun,

Kabhi hansna siKhata hun,kabhi har pal rulata hun,

Yahi to kaam hai mera,

MOHABAT NAAM HAI MERA,

Nasha sa chaney lagta hai,maza sa aaney lagta hai,

Mujhe jo chahne lagta hai,mere gun gaaney lagta hai,

Nasheela jaam hai mera,

MOHABAT NAAM HAI MERA.

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