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Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mehal k
Her Khirki,
Her Deewar,
Her Meenar,
Her Cheez ko Dekha,

Aur Kaha



Maa Qasam,





Sab Filmi Hai. :-)


An unmarried girl''s request:
Is msg ko itna phela den k ye hamare hone waley HUSBAND tk pohnch jaye

"Kahan hein ap?
Kab ain gey?
Apni ami ko jaldi bhejein.
Mene or nahi parhna.":-(
plz fwd!:-P

Ragging ke waqt larko ne 1 larki se Kaha,1 sawal ka jawab do:

Patna Kahan par hai?

Larki-India mein

Boys-yahin pat jao itni dur jaane ki kiya zarurat hai..!

1 Dafa 1 molvi movie dekh raha tha.

Doosra admi:molvi sab ap nay tu Kaha tha
k ap movie nai dekhtay.


Molvi:mai is ko nafrat ki nigah say dekh raha hon...:-)

BOY:"Mere sath chalo gi?"

GIRL:"Kahan?"


BOY:"Jahan tum khao wahan?"

GIRL:"OK.
9.0 chalte hain?"

BOY: Qasam se
Baji
Yahan tu mazzaq krna bhi azzaab hai...


Hamein to apnou nay lota.
Gairoun main Kahan dam tha !

Roti. Kapra. Makan. Ko to choro..
Rat ''lotay main pani'' bhi kam tha !! ;->


Aj KATREENA KAIF ne Geo news ko
interview mai Kaha hai
Agr SANIA, SHOAIB jese larke se shadì
ka fesla kr sakti hai,
to wo kon C sarhad hai jo mere or
''HumAyuN''
k bech diwar bane gi. . . =P ;->




3 dost oxford unvrsty k cafeteria
mn bethy apni felngs share kr rhy thy.

1st dost:mra dil krta he k men bht ziada mehnt kr k ek kamyab insan banon.

2nd dost: mn chahta hun k social workr bn k logon ki bhlai k kam krn.

3rd dost:yar meri ek hi khwahsh he k uni mn hungama ho or 10 din bycott hon or phr har papr mai 8,8 din ka gap ho.
2nu doston ny usy thappr mar k Kaha

"wah! prhna oxford ma aur khwab KARACHI UNIVERSITY k" =P ;->


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Nigahain aj b us Kuttay ko tlash krti hy
pappu



Jis ne Kaha tha
Loadshading 2010 mei khatam hojae gi ;->


larki khoobsurat kutte k sath ja rahi thi
k Larke ne dekh ker Kaha aap dono behn bhai hain
larki-// ap ko hm dono main se kon pasand hai
Larka-// yaqeenan tm
larki-// to phir is k liye apni behn le aao
hamare yahan watta satta chalta hai...=P;->:-P
samander main fana hona to qismat ki Kahani he Faraz


jo mrtey hain kinaron pe mughey dukh un pe hota he
Dil ki veran basti aksar hm se poocha krti he fraz





Woh log Kahan gaye jo Dil main bsney aye teh