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Be-izzati No 1
1 Larka cycle pe ja raha tha

Cycle ka tyre bhens k gobar k beech me se guzra

Qareeb kuch larkiyan khari theen

Unhon ne taliyan bja k Kaha Happy Birth Day 2 U

Larka ruka aur jwab diya khali tali bjane se kaam
Nhi chale ga aa kar Cake to khain . . . .= p ;->


Baloch Kafan Lene Dukaan par gaya.
Usne Dukandar se kuch Kaha jisay sun kar Dukaandar Behosh hogaya.

Baloch: Kapra 2 Meter Ziyada Dena.
Shalwaar Gheron wali Banani Hia.

Sardion Ki Sham Thi Usne mere Hath Pe Hath Rakha to me Garam tha
usne Kaha Garam Hath Wafa Ki nishani Hoti Hai
Mai Ne Hans Kr Kaha.

"Kameeni bukhar hai mjhe"

(Bechara Mard)
Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim,
agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil,
aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun,
peeche chale to zan mured,
aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous,
agar kuch na kahe to beghairat,
agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara,
ghar mein rahe to nakara,
bachon ko dantay to jabir,
na dantay to laperwah,
aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos,
na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala.
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Haye Mard bechara jaye tu jaye Kahan...


AgAr aap kisi Larki ko Kahain
I LOVE YOU aur Larki aap ko kiss kar
ke apna mobile numbr Day dy
to
.
.
aap
Iss ko kya
Kahain gay

Zahir he
.

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KHUWAB.. :-D



1 pathan angoor bech raha tha
mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo.

2sry admi ne Kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
Pathan. Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi.



1 pathan angoor bech raha tha
mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo.

2sry admi ne Kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
Pathan. Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi.


Mirasi ka bacha school dakhal ho gya

teacher ny Kaha
2 ka pahara sunao?

Wo bola:

"Tae fer tusi nal dholki wajao". :-)}


Wife: Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan
Kahan se aaya.. ?

Husband: Mai khud heran hon!
Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi.. :-)

Chinese Larki KO Dekh Kr Mom Boli,

Beta ye Kya Le Aye hO?


Son: Mom Ap Ne khud he To Kaha tHa k gHr atay huye cheeni Letay Aana... =P ;->

Ek aurat ne 10 sal k bachay ko cigaratte pety dakha to seh na saken aur bachay se Kaha
"kia tmary parents ko malum hy k tm cigaratte pety ho?"

BACHA: Mon se dhuwan chorte hue
"Mohtarma ...."

"KIA AAP K SHOHAR KO MALUM HY
K AP KISI GHAIR MARD SE BAAT KAR RAHE HAN... =P ;->


1 Pathan ki chappal kisi ne chura le,

wo sedha qabristan pohancha aur wahan baith kar kehne laga:

Chor ko Kaha dhonda jaye 1 na 1 din to yahan aye ga na.