I____u SMS Messages5024 messages

(Ans. Bhejo)
RAJA apne kute nu bahut pyar karda c,kute ne wazir nu wad dita,
wazir ne kute nu sza den lyi kiha pr raja ta kute nu bahut pyar karda
c,usne wazir nu kiha k tu sza de par ohi sza mai tenu dewanga.Wazir
ne kute nu ki sza diti k kuta mar gya te wazir bach gya?
(reply must)
BOY N GIRL GOING IN A BUS,BOY ASK HER NUMBER.GIRL BUS SE UTRI APNA NUMBER DIA 2472742 BOY NE NAAM POOCHA GIRL BOLI MERA NUMBER HI MERA NAAM HE YAANI K NUMBER HE ME MERA NAAM HE DHOOND LO.
Aik couple kahin ja raha hota hay,
k police unhain rook laiti hay and
larkay say pochti hay k tumhara apas main kia rishta hay ?

Larka jawab daita hay,
“iska mamon meray mamon ko mamoon kehta hai”

batain,larkay ka larki say kia rishta howa?

Answer Received = Maamu & Bhanji
IK ADMI NE 1 Bewa se Shaadi ki uski Jawan Beti se os k Baap ne Shaadi ki..
Yun os ke wo Beti os ke Maa ban gae,
un k ghar Beti hui To wo meri behn hoi,
Magr wo uski Naani ka shohar Tha is liye wo meri_____- b hoi,



challange

(NAWASEEE)
Eik Mard Aur Eik Aurat Ja Rahe Hain, Raste Main Eik Mard Aurat Se Phuchta Hai K Tumhare Sath Yeh Mard Kon Hai, To Aurat Kheti Hai k Is Ki Saas Meri Saas Apas Main Maan Beti Hain, Rishta Kya Huwa Dono Ka........!

Challange 4 All!
Tell Me On My Number....!
I Have Many Feathers To Help Me Fly. I Have A Body And Head, But I''m Not Alive. It Is Your Strength Which Determines How Far I Go. You Can Hold Me In Your Hand, But I''m Never Thrown. What Am I?

Answers :-

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Woh Kon sa tree hai jo bina pani k paida Huwa tha?
Is Sawal Ka Jawab Do

Shadi Se Pehle Dulhan Ka Baap Dulhe Ko Kya Deta Hai?
Jo Shadi K Baad Wapas Leta Hai..?

Baap Apna Naam Wapis Laita Hai Bcoz Wife Husband K Name Apnay Saath Use Karti Hai
Its Challenge 4 U?

Ans) Chain, Sukh, Neendh, Khushi Etc.
Iss Ques Ka Ans Btaho
QUES?
Wo Khon Si Cheez Hai Jis Ko Agar Zameen Pe Painko To Nahi Tootti,
Lekin Agar Pani Mein Painko To Toot Jati Hai.

Ans is."ReflEctiOn"
Riddle 4 u !

A woman shoots her
husband. Then she holds
him under water for over
5 minutes. Finally, she
hangs him. But 5 minutes
later they both go out and
enjoy a wonderful dinner
together.

How can this be?

Answer Updated :

She took a picture of him (shoots a picture.)
Then she held the picture/film under water to develop.
Finally she hung the picture to dry
Solve dis!
A boy forgot his
pin-code which was of 5 digits,
but luckily he remembered some hints how to 2 remind that password,
here are those clues.

1.first digit is equal to the square of second digit

2.second plus 3rd digit are equal to 10

3.4th digit equal to the 2nd digit plus 1

4.5th plus 3rd digit make 14

5.sum of all the five digit make 30.

Find the pin code
Let see how is your math...? ;->
Santa Was In Shopping Store.

Salesman: Sir Would U Like To Use A Pocket Calculator?
Santa:- No Thanx. I Know How Many Pockets I Have :