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Santa: How can

Santa: How can you Stop Barking our Dog in our Backyard?

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Banta: That''s Easy!!! The answer is put it in Front Yard!. :-)

Boy:Maine Suna

Boy:Maine Suna hai is Ghar Mein Jin Bhot aur Rohain Rehti Hy

Sardar: pta Nai
Mje to Khud Mare Hue 8 Sal Hogye

Moral: sardaro ko marne k bad B akal nae ati ;->

SARDARJI was in a

SARDARJI was in a Bar and his Cellular phone Rings.

He picks it up and

Says ''Hello, How did you know I was Here?''

Sardr apni shadi

Sardr apni shadi ki 1st night room main enter hoa tu light chli gai

Sardr g sari rat darwzy pe kharay rhy
Suba dost nay poocha: sunao sardar g raat ksi guzri?

Sardr: ki dasan sari rat bijli udek da rea wan
K bijli aey te light bujha k kundi lavan... ;->

itna udas shaam ka

itna udas shaam ka manzar kabhi na tha,
sooraj ke sath doob gaya mera dil bhi aaj...

Itni jaldi daman

Itni jaldi daman chhod diya, Itni Jaldi vaada tod diya,Abhi to zindgi ki saanse he baki , aur aapne abhi se yaad karna chhod diya...

Wen Im Dead

Wen Im Dead
Ur Tears May Flow,
Bt I Wont Know,
Cry 4 Me Now, Instead..
Wen Im Dead,
Ull Send Flowers,
But I Wont See,
Send Dem Now, Instead..
Wen I M Dead,
Ull Say Words Of Praise,But I Wont Hear,
Praise Me Now, Instead..
Wen I M Dead,
U Ll 4get My Faults,
But I Wont Know,
4get Dem Now, INSTEAD...!

Usey Kehna K Mere Marny

Usey Kehna K Mere Marny Par Aansoo na bahay.....!
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K Mujhe Apni Mout Sy Ziada Usky Aanso ka dukh ho ga.

Tum Abr-e-Guraizaan

Tum
Abr-e-Guraizaan ho,

Main Sehra ki Maanind hoon,

Do Boond Jo Barso gay,

Be-kaar me Barso ge,

Hy Khushk bahot Matti,

Har Simt Bagoly hain,

Sehra k Bagolon se,

Uthtay huye Sholay hain,

Tum Khul K Agr Barso,

To Sehra me Gulistan ho,

Par Tum se Kahen kaisy.?

Tum
Abr-e-Guraizaan ho,

JAL THAL
Jo Agr kr do,

TANN MANN me Nami bhar do,

Hy Khushk boht Mati,

Puri jo Kami kar do,

Phir
Tum ko Bataaen ge,

Tum
Meri MUHABAT ho.

Its not That You

Its not That You Stop Smiling as You Grow Old.

The Real Thing Is You Grow old Because You Stop Smiling.

Donate a Smile Today.

And Live Longer... :-)

I found guidance

I found
guidance,
friendship,
discipline
and
love,
everything, in one person.
And that person is you

Happy Teachers Day!

If you''re going to

If you''re going to do something tonight that
you''ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep
late.

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