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Prince charles & sardarji

Prince charles & sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "pass the wine you divine"
Sardar tHinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard

Sardar Pathan se:

Sardar Pathan se:
Yaar meri Saas ka birthday hy, koi sasti or acHi antique cheez btao jo usey doon

Pathan:
O Khocha, esa karo Hamara Sussar de do:-D

1 Sardar ko TERA BHAI

1 Sardar ko TERA BHAI kehne ki boht aadat tHi,

SHadi ki raat apne room me gya or Dulhan ka Ghoonghat utha k bola,

"KAISA LAG RAHA HAI
TERA BHAI".....

What is common between Allama Iqbal,

What is common between Allama Iqbal, GaandHi and Qaid-a-Aazam???

.

Sardar replied:

"All were born on Government Holidays".

Sardar K Restaurant Per Customer Ne Kaha:

Sardar K Restaurant Per Customer Ne Kaha:

O Sardar Ji Soup Me MakkHi Hai,

Sardar Ji: Oye! Dil Bara Ker Yaar,

MakkHi Tera Kitna Soup Pi Jaye Gi... :-) :-)

A man jumpd in

A man jumpd in water&didnt cum out
Anothr man jumpd in the watr & didnt cum out
A sardar watcHing frm a distance concluded dat
"human beings r soluble in water"

Interviewer:What is your birth date? Sardar:13th October.

Interviewer:What is your birth date?
Sardar:13th October.
Interviewer: WHich year?
Sardar furiously: Stupid...Every Year !!
;-)

Sardar:Bachpan

Sardar:Bachpan vich maa di gal suni hondi ty aj aey din na vekna painda...

Judge: Kya kehti tHi maa?

Sardar: Jadoun gal Hi naHi suni tay fir ki dasaan.

Doctor: Jab Ap

Doctor: Jab Ap Ko Pata Tha K CHipkali Ap K Mu Me Ghus RHi Hy To Ap Chup Q Thy?
Sardar: Pehle Cockroch Gya Tha To Muje Laga K CHipkali Usy Pakar Legi.. ;-)

Sardar: Agr 1 Hathi Sui k Surakh me se guzarne ki koshish kr rha ho

Sardar: Agr 1 HatHi Sui k Surakh me se guzarne ki kosHish kr rha ho

to usy rokny k lie kia krna chahye?

Pathan: Us ki dum pe girah laga do, phans jae ga…

DUA hai k teri duniya me koi ghum na ho,

DUA hai k teri duniya me koi ghum na ho,
DUA hai k teri muskan kabHi kam na ho,
Agar kabHi TERI palko me aansu aye,
DUA hai k us ki vajha HUM na hoon...

Sachi Dosti bezaban hoti hai,

SacHi Dosti bezaban hoti hai,

Ye to ankhon se bayan hoti hai,

Dosti may mushkil milay to kia hua,

Mushkil may Hi to apno or parayon ki pehchaan hoti hai.

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