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Wo Keh K Chaley K Ab Hum Sirf
Tmhary Khwabon Me Aengy "PAppu",,,


Light ki wAjA sE Neend He NHi Aati,
KhuwAb KyA "KAddu" Aayen gy... ;->
Memon ka beta:
abbu 2 Rps do na

Abbu:naHi dunga

Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga

Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao

Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abHi tak is maHinay k paise nHi diay kal se doodh nHi milega :D

Moral :
Sirf memon Hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?
Aaj humara unwaan hai....
*" MAA "*


Maa kon hoti hai?

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Abbu ki wife...
Itna b nHi pta.?? =P ;->
Larky Waley Larki Dekhne Gaye:


Larky ne Larki se pucha: Aapko KHANA BANANA Aata hai?

Larki: NaHi Mujhe to BANANA KHANA Aata hai. :-)
There are 2 words in a person''s life
that will open many doors for Him..





















Push and Pull
Pakistanio k karname tum kia jano...

"papPu"

Ye tou catch chorne ki bHi HAT-TRICK karte hain... ;->

PaKi RocKs. . . B-)
Khaansi Ka Elaaj

Balghum Nikaley Bagher NaHi Ho sakta

Balghum Se Nijaat k Liye

Subha Shaam

7 Baar

Khyber

Pukkhtoon Khwaaah

Pukkhtoon Khwaaaah

Bole''n

Balghum Nikla Jaye Ga . . . =P ;)
Khaansi Ka Elaaj

Balghum Nikaley Bagher NaHi Ho sakta

Balghum Se Nijaat k Liye

Subha Shaam

7 Baar

Khyber

Pukkhtoon Khwaaah

Pukkhtoon Khwaaaah

Bole''n

Balghum Nikla Jaye Ga . . . =P ;)
Raja Pervaiz Ashraf:
Yaar mujhey Mother''s Day pe koi Message nHi aaya?
Secretary: Sir, Pakistan me jub Light jati hai,
Log aap ki Maa ko Hi yaad kertey hain :D
Agr apko 18 sal ki larki jhuk kr salam kry to apko uski kya chez nazr ayegi?













Us ki acHi tarbiat..


Bhai hath j0rta h0n kbi to saHi s0cha kro =P ;->


Meet In RAJASTAN,

Love In HiNDUSTAN Marrage In DEVASTAN,

Take Honymoon In AFGANISTAN,

But Dont Bring Ur Population 2 Our Pakistan

Aam ZindAgi-
YaAr PlZ Kuch SmS to Bhej DiyA KAro.

MentOs ZindAgi-
Oye Bhutnike,BHikAri,KAmine,HArAmkhor BalaNce GaYA Tel Lene,Sms bhej.