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"Zruri nahi k agr aap ki shakal yateemo

Impressive quote..

"Zruri naHi k agr aap ki shakal yateemo
jaisi hai to aap ko accha rishta naHi mil skta"

SHOAIB MALIK

A sweet demand by a kid.

A sweet demand by a kid.

He was beaten up by His mom.

Dad askd what happnd son?

kid said i cant adjust with ur wife anymore,

i want my own

I want to update my facebook status

A prisoner was about to be executed.
Just before His execution the officer
asked Him about His any last request
he said

I want to update my facebook status:D

Child in washroom. .

Nowadays,

CHild in washroom.
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Mommm!
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Mom: han beta bolo!

CHild: mujhe constipation ho gaya hai zara facebook pe status toh set kar dain!
:D :P

person in toilet hears from adjacent

A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->

person in toilet hears from adjacent

Yun Pakistan Se Dushmani Achi Nahi INDIA.

Yun Pakistan Se Dushmani AcHi NaHi INDIA.

BacHiyan Teri Jawan Hain, Kuch To Khayal Kar. :-)

r u under tension

Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget hall ticket,ID,or calculator?

stdnt-No Sir!

By mistake i brought tomorrow exam''s CHit today:-)

1 murghi ko qatal karo

1 MurgHi ko QATAL karo.

Oil mein Use GHUSAL do.

PHir DaHi ka Safaid KAFAN do

Shan Masalay say Khushbu ki DOHNI do.
Us k baad Chawal mein us ki QABAR Banao.
jab Tayar ho jaey to "Mujhay" Dawat do.
ta''k mein us ki NAMAZ E JANAZA parhaoon.
HAPPY BIRYani Day!

Aman ki aasha jagao

Dosto JUNG m kuch nHi rkha AMAN Hi sb kuch hy ye baat maan kr INDIA ne PAKISTAN ko apni BACHiYAN deni shro krdi hain
jesy k
MALIK k liye SANIA MIRZA

WASIM AKRAM k liye
SUSHMITA

Mere liye KAITREENA KAIF

Aap k liye AASHA BHOSLY

Aman ki aasha jagao
india se bacHiyan book karwao.

Twice h0liday in A Week

Twice h0liday in A Week Applied bY Pak Govt 4 Saving 4000 M.W light.

Bt i hAve a Mega Project.

Q Na Pora saAL Chutian Kr k 192000 M.W Light sAve Ki jAye.

Export BHi Kr Sktay hYn.

Now You Are THinking.

Kya Chabli Mari Mainay.

Per Ay sOcho Shro KinNay KitTi?

Twice h0liday in A Week

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