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BaThRooM SoNgS:

LooSe MoTioN: RuK RuK RuK ArAy BaBa RuK!


QaBz: EK bAr Aja Aja Aja Aja Aaa Jaa!


GaS TrOubLe: Hawa Hawa E Hawa KhUsHbU LuTa De.. :-
Teacher : Btao Jehlum,Rawalpindi Aur PesHawar Kahan Hai...!

Student : Mujhe Kya MaloOm Sir...!

Ap Apni Cheezein Khud Sanbhal Kar Rakha Karein...!
Lagey raho..

Lagey raho..

mainey kHawaab mein daikha k mai Musharaf ki jagah saddar ban gaya hoon,
tum par bhi koi paabandi nahin jo marzi sapney daikho.. ;->
Lagey raho...


Lagey raho...


main ney kHawaab mein
daikha main Musharf
ki jagah sardar ban gaya
hoon,

tum par bhi koi paabandi
nahin jo marzi sapney
daikho.
Aata





ghee





shaker





cHawal





k bad pakistan mein MSG ka buharan. . . .

Friends ''''Ballons'''' Ki Trha Hote Hyn
Ek Baar Haath Se Choot Jaye''n
Tou Wapis Nahi Aate
Is Liye Main Sochta Hoon
K






''''Tumhari Hawa Nikal Ker
Apne Paas Hii Rakh Loon'''' ;->
Mat Mila Naye Dosto Se A Khuda

Wo Hume Barbad Krte He

Hum To sMs Ki Bauchar Krte He

Or wo CHawanni K Liye Bhi Vichar Krte He ...........;->
Why did Deepika Padukone leave Dhoni ??





Because Dhoni Orient fans se hindustan ke har ghar ke KONE KONE mei Hawa pahuncha rahe thei. Lekin PADUKONE tak Hawa nahin pahunchi.
Why Did God Created Gap
Between
Thumb & 1st Finger Of Ur Feet ? ? ?




















Ta K Tusi
Hawai Chappal Pa Sako . . . ;->
Future Mein Price List Is Tarha Ho Gi,

CHawal 1 Rupay K 2 Danay,

Daal 50 Paisay Ki 4 Danay,

Oil 10 Rupay Ka 2 Drop,

Doodh 2 Rupay Ka 1 Qatra,

List K Neeche 1 Zaruri Note Bhi Likha Hoga Kay Jo Bhi Yeh Sab Cheezein Khareede Ga Usay Asli Desi Ghee Ki Khushboo Muft Soonghnay Ko Milay Gi.
Maa Bache Baich rahen hn Kaisi Tangdasti He

Ata CHawal Mehnge Hen, Insan ki Jan Sasti He

Hakumat Ko Ghurbat Ka Pta nhi

Kitna Afsos Hota he jb Bhook Dasti Hy
Maa Bache Baich rahen hn Kaisi Tangdasti He

Ata CHawal Mehnge Hen, Insan ki Jan Sasti He

Hakumat Ko Ghurbat Ka Pta nhi

Kitna Afsos Hota he jb Bhook Dasti Hy