Hart SMS Messages137 messages

Boy: Larkiyan Pepsi Ki Tara Hain Jitna Pio DIl Nahi BHarta

Girl: Larke Wisky Ki Tara Hain Jab Chahrnay Lagte hain tu khatam ho jate hain
Boy: Bus Male Hoti hai ya female?
Girl:female ,har koi ispe cHarthe hai.
Boy: to Phir woh pregrant kyon nahi hoti?
Girl:kyon k sab peachay se charhte hai.
Tumhare Liye Main Kutoo Ki Jan lesakta hu
Gutka le sakta hu pan le sakta hun..

Kaaway pakr k de sakta hu tumhare hath main
Suraj per jasakta hun magar kya ha k rat main..

tumhare liye main so saal g sakta hun
tumhare liye main teen glass lassii k pi sakta hu..

tumhare abba agr plain dila dein to tare tor k la sakta hu
shair agr nakli ho to ankhe phor k asakta hu..

itna bhadur hu k chupke se muhabbat ka dum bHarta hu
tum se milne roz aoo magr tumhare abba se darta hu..
Eik andha aadmi Police mai bHarti hone gaya..
Interview k waqt us se pocha gaya:
Ap Police mai bHarthi hoker kia karen ge.?
Andha: Mai andha dhund firing karoonga ...
Kash logon ki mohabbat MOBILE hoti,
larka NOKIA'' larki SONY ERICSSON hoti,
larka mohabbat k SMS deta,
larki chahat ki MSCALL karti,
larka''larki ki miscall SAVE karta,larki larke ki chahat se INBOX bHarti,
milkar roz dono apne jiwan ki BATTERY ko CHARGE karte,
RINGTONE ki aawaz pe dono ki zindgi muskurati,Koi bhi GAM jo aata agar''mil kar dono delet karte,or DILON ki DHARKAN unki VIBRATE hoti,
Kash logon ki mohabbat MOBILE hoti.
Dost: "Tumhari toh RAM -SITA ki jodi lagti hai

Man:"Bilkul Galat hai:
Naa to koi meri biwi ko utha ke le jaata hai,
Naa hi ye dHarti me samaati hai!
SMS ka len den yuhi chalta rahega
dosti ka silsila badalta rahega
aap delete karte reh jaoge
par aapka mobile mere sms se bHarta jaye ga
Pani mai whiskey wilao
to nasha cHarta hai pani
mai rum milao to nasha
chaeta hai pani mai
brangy milao to nasha
cHarta hai to pani mai
kuch garbar hai.....-;>
Which is the only woman to have crossed the seven seas on foot!!!


Socho, socho!!!



Divya BHarti!

Saath samundar paar main tere peeche peeche aa gayi!
Accounts K Student Ki Gali

Saala Bounced Cheque
DHarti Pe Liability
Paidaishi Bad Debt
Dishonoured Bil
Insolvent Aadmi

Itna Maunga K balnce Sheet Tele Nahi Hogi ;->
Kya aap confidence se chalte hai...

kya aap penalty bHarte hai...

kya aap mobile ke bill se darte hai...

To aap sms kyon nahi karte hai?
Teacher: Beta Insan Ki Kitni Maa''ye Hoti Hain?

Student: 4

Teachr: Kon Kon C ........?

Student:
1 Wo Maa Jis Ne Paida Kia
1 Wo Maa Jis Ne Parhna Sikhaya
1 Hamari DHarti Maa,
Ar 1 Wo Jo Ammi Jaan Raat Ko Kehtin Hain,

"AY RAAT DE 2 VAJE KERI MAA DE NAAL GALAN KRNA PEYA AIN" ;->