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''1 Larka Doosre Larke Se:

''1 Larka Doosre Larke Se:

Yaar Tumne Kabhi Koi Larki PHansai hai?

Doosra: Yaar Larki To Maine PHansa li thi.

Par Tum Logon ne ye Mohalla hi Chor Diya''

''Tere liye har GUM ka Rasta mor don

''Tere liye har GUM ka Rasta mor don
Tere liye "CHAND TAREY" tor don
Bas tu aik bar "Hans" k dekh lay
Teri Kasam tere saray "DAANT" tor don.''

HUGLI HUGLI DUGLI DUGLI

HUGLI HUGLI

DUGLI DUGLI

BUGLI BUGLI

SUGLI SUGLI

UGLY UGLY
Busssssssssss!!!

Hans mat.....yehi rang kala kerne wala mantar tu ne perha lia he na......KAALLIIYYAA

Baa Adab

Baa Adab

Baa Mulahiza

Hoshiyaar

Pagaloon K SheHanshah

Pakistan k Bewakofo k sartaj

Noor e chasham

Tajdar e Paglistan

Msg recieve kar rahay hainnnnnnnnnnn

Apka Hansana Qayamat

Apka Hansana Qayamat
Apka chlna Qayamat
Apka Sona qayamat
Apka uthna qayamat

Mujhe tu pehle hi shak tha ap qayamat ki nishaniyoon main se ek ho

New Punishment for mobile uSers.

New Punishment for mobile uSers.
Misscall K Liye Jail,
Message k Liye PHansi,
Call k Liye Umer Qaid,
tum Fikar Na Karo B''coz Kanjoosi k liye 1 Lakh inaam Hai !!

New Punishment for mobile uSer

New Punishment for mobile uSers.
Misscall K Liye Jail,
Message k Liye PHansi,
Call k Liye Umer Qaid,
tum Fikar Na Karo B''coz Kanjoosi k liye 1 Lakh inaam Hai !!

aagar apni cuzon phasaani ho tu....

aagar apni cuzon phasaani ho tu....

jab wo kitchen ma jaye tu peechay se ja k usko jhapee daaal lo

agar Hans paray tu samjho phas gaye
or
agar gussa karay tu shor macha do
"baji dar gaye"
"baji dar gaye"

MACHAR MARNE KA TAREEQA:

MACHAR MARNE KA TAREEQA:
1. PEHLE AIK ZINDA MACHAR PAKRE
2. PHIR USSE ZAMEEN PER LETA DE
3. PHIR USSE GUDGUDE KARAIN,JAISE WO HansNE K LEYE MU KHOLE
USSE MORTEIN PILA DE.

Qus: What is The Extreme

Qus: What is The Extreme Height of Stupidity?

Ans: Two PhatHans Sitting iN Riksha and Fighting For Corner Seat..!!!

Qus: What is The Extreme Height of Stupidity?

Qus: What is The Extreme Height of Stupidity?

Ans: Two PhatHans Sitting iN Riksha and Fighting For Corner Seat..!!!

1 pathan ka mobile chori ho gaya.

1 pathan ka mobile chori ho gaya.
Pathan bohat roya, rote rote hasne lga.
Kisi ne pocha Hans kyu rhe ho.?
Pathan bola mobile to le gya pr charger to mere pas hy na..

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