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Teacher:

"Qarz-e-Hasna kisay kehte hain"?


Pathan:

"Jab Qarz denay wala paise wapis mangay, aur qarz Lene wala Hans day, to usay Qarz-e-Hasna kehte hen"!

Tip Of The Day:

Kisi Ki Shakal Dekh Kar Uska Mazaaq Mat Urrao.


Ho Sakta Hai K Usne Tum Se Ziyada...

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Bachiyan PHansai Hon. :-)

Jab Dushman Tumhain DhutkaR De Aur DhakkEy De kR Ghar se Nikal De t0u Tum Haar Na man0 Balkey

Balkey

UsKi

BACHI PHansa kR Badla Lo...!


- Waliam MaliK ;-

DOOB MARO Nikammo

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Shoaib Malik Ne
India Ki Bachi PHansa Li Hai.

Or Tumse

Abhi Tak

Muhallay Ki Set Nahi Ho Rahi. :-)

2 Twins Apny Kamry Mai Bethy Thy.

1 Hans Hans k Lot Pot ho Raha tha,

2nd Udaas Kony Mai betha Tha.

Baap: Tum itna Q Hans Rahy Ho?





Beta: Mummy ne Dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya. :-)
Neend Apni De Bhula Ker "SULAYA" Hum Ko

Aansu Apne Gira Ker "HansAYA" Hum Ko

Dard Kabhi Na Dena Us "HASTI" Ko

Zamana Kehta Hai "MAA" Jis Ko ...
MAA Saath Hy Tou
Saya-e-Qudrat Bhi
Saath Hy

MAA K Baghair Aisa
Lagey Din Bhi
Raat Hy

Main Duur Jao''n
Us Ka Mere Sar
Pe Haath Hy

Mere Liye Tou
Meri MAA Hi
Kainaat Hy

Daman Main MAA
k Sirf Wafao''n K
Phool Hyn

Hum Sary Apni
MAA k Qadmo''n
Ki Dhuul Hyn

Aulad k Sitam
Usay Hans k
Qubool Hyn

Bacho''n Ko Baksh
Dena Hi MAA k
Usool Hyn

Din Raat Paal-Pos
K bara Kia

Girne Lagey Tou
MAA Ne Hi Phir
Khara Kia ...

MAY GOD BLESS
EVERYONE''S MOTHER
Once an old age mother was sitting with her son.

1 kawa pas betha tha Maa ne pocha k beta ye kia ha?
Beta: ye kawa ha.

Maa ne kuch dair baad phr pocha k ye kia ha?
Beta: ye kawa ha.

Maa ne phr pocha ye kia ha?
Beta: Ghusay se bola k kitni dafa btaon k ye kawa ha.

Maa Hansi or boli k beta jb tu 3 saal ka tha yehi jaga thi or aise he kawa pas betha tha or tm ne 40 dafa pocha tha or mein ne 40 dafa tera matha chom k btaya tha k ye kawa ha.

*Love u Mom*