Food SMS Messages53 messages

For Attractive Lips

For Attractive Lips ,
Speak Words Of
Kindness .

For Lovely Eyes ,
Seek Out The Good In
People .

For Good Health ,
Share Your Food With
The Hungry

For Beautiful Hair ,
Let A Child Runs His
Fingers Through It
Once A Day .

For Poise ,
Walk With The
Knowledge, You Nver
Walk Alone...

Blessing of Ramazan

Blessing of Ramazan

U.A.E: 60% discount on all Food items.

QATAR: Every Food item will sell on its cost price.

KUWAIT: 50% discount or ''Buy 1 get 1'' free on all Food items.

SAUDIA: 30% discount on all Food items.

BANGLADESH: 20% discount

PAKISTAN: 150% increase in the price of all Items.

Treat everyone wit

Treat everyone with politeness,Even those who are rude to U.....
Not because they are not nice,But bcoz u are nice....!!!**Good morning**

Friend nahi to life waste,
Salt nahi to Food waste,
Story nahi to cinema waste,
Mera SMS nahi to tera cell waste...!GOOD MORNING

Dear Friend,

Dear Friend,
Your Validity For Taking Food
During The Day Time Has Expired.
Please Fast Next 30 Days
To Resume Your Day Time Food.
Thank You For Eating.
Happy Ramazan

GREETING 4 all AirTel Team

GREETING 4 all AirTel Team. Today''s the `Festival of Lights'' all o''er; A joyful day for minds and hearts and souls; And people throng the Temples to offer, Prayers, resolving to take better roles. And most of them are richly clad and clean, And eat such dainty Foods and sweets with mirth; Whilst noisy crackers burst, their lights are seen, It seems to be a happy day on Earth! But are there not hearts woe-filled, very sad? Denied of laughter, smiles for days; Today''s the triumph of Good over bad; But what about the wastage in much ways? True joy is when you see someone else smile! True charity gives joy in Heav''nly style.

UNITED NATIONS Conducted a Survey...

UNITED NATIONS Conducted a Survey...

The Question Was :
"Would You Please Give Your Honest Opinion about Food Shortage in Rest of the World?"

The survey was badly FAILED !!!
Because,

In AFRICA,
people didn''t know what Food is !

CHINESE didn''t know what OPINION is !

EUROPEANS didn''t know what SHORTAGE is !

PAKISTANIS didn''t know what HONEST is !

SAUDIS didn''t know what PLEASE is !

&

AMERICANS didn''t know what REST OF THE WORLD is!

Food for thought:

Food for thought: Why to suffer trying by all means to become rich and wear expensive branded clothes, when best things in life we do naked.

Lux Sunsilk

Lux
Sunsilk
Tulsi''
Bioaamla
Dalda
Mobillink
National Food
Habib
Candyland
Walls
Ahmad fabric
Aur
Sultan banaspati
ki jaanibse aap ko

Durr Fittay Moou

2 Makkhiyon Ne Food

2 Makkhiyon Ne Food Restaurant mein Khaney Ka
Order Diya...

1st: Mere Liye PoTi Le aao LeHsan K Sath..

2nd: Mere Liye bhi Le aao Lekin LeHsan Mat DaLna..
Mu se Boo aati hai..

Heaven is when u have

Heaven is when u have

German car,

Amercian salary,

Chinese Food

&

Pakistani Wife.

Hell is when Car is Chinese

Food is German

wife is American

&

Salary Pakstani.

There are only 5 things

There are only 5 things we need in life: Good friends, Good job, Good Food, Good sleep & Good _ UCK. Whatever u are thinking... is right. Good Day.

A world-wide UN survey

A world-wide UN survey was conducted.
The question was:Wud u plz give ur honest
opinion about d shortage of Food in the rest of the world?
The survey was a failure coz in Africa people did not
know what "Food" was,in China they did not know what
"opinion" was,in Europe they did not know what "shortage"
was,Pakis did''nt know what "honest" meant,
Saudis did''nt know what "please" was & in America
they did''nt know what the rest of the world was....??? ;->

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