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Agar koi pathan app ko daikh ke muskurae tou iska kya mutlab hai?

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DEmanD abhi baki hai mere dost. . . ;->

Once a man was smoking
in Airport
A gentlEman arrive n ask
him: "Ek din mei kitni
cigarette pee lete ho ?"

Man : Why ?

GentlEman : Agar tum ab tak
zndgi me cigarete pe kharch
kiye paise bachaty tou
Samne khara hua plane
tumhara hota ..

Man: Tou kia wo plane aap
ka hy ?

GentlEman: Nhi

Man: Thnkx Sir for ur advice
wo plabe mera hi hy ... =P

Moral :
Don''t try to be over-smart
Sutta Laga k Geo

Bv: Shadi se pehle

Bv:
Shadi se pehle to tum mujh per bare sher kehte the!

Husband:
Ab waqt badal gaya hy

Bv:
Phir b ''JAANI'' koi sher kehdo!

Husband:
lo sunO

Jane jigar janEman

90 kilo tera wazan

Tu jo gir jaye mujh par

Mar jaonga me sanam...:-)

A sweet demand by a kid.

A sweet dEmand by a kid.

He was beaten up by his mom.

Dad askd what happnd son?

kid said i cant adjust with ur wife anymore,

i want my own

mumbai attacks kay b

Mumbai attacks kay baad Pakistan ney bhi India ko apni MOST WANTED LIST bhej di hai......
SINDH dEmands KATRINA KAIF

PUNJAB dEmand PRIYANKA CHOPRA

BALOCHISTAN dEmands KAREENA. KAPOOR

NWFP desperatly and urgently wants SHAHID
KAPOOR... =P ;->

in which caseman st

In which case-MAN start Swetting

in 10 mins & WOMAN wan 2 go On & On..

Think..

shopping

pathan app ko daikh ke muskurae

Agar koi pathan app ko daikh ke muskurae tou iska kya mutlab hai?

?

?

?

?
DEmanD abhi baki hai mere dost. . . ;->

once a man was smoking in airport

bv shadi se pehle

a sweet demand by a kid

A sweet dEmand by a kid.

He was beaten up by his mom.

Dad askd what happnd son?

kid said i cant adjust with ur wife anymore,

i want my own

a sweet demand by a kid

A sweet dEmand by a kid.

He was beaten up by his mom.

Dad askd what happnd son?

kid said i cant adjust with ur wife anymore,

i want my own

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